Good Omens Quotes

Other characters

"You can't just shoot kids!"
-Mrs.Tracy

"Thank you for my pornography!" -Gabriel

"Crowley has something no other demons have, especially not Hastur : An imagination.
Right now he is imagining that he is just fine, and that a ton of burning metal rubber and leather is a fully functioning car.
He has started his journey in his Bentley, and he was damned if he wasn't going to finish it in his Bentley as well."
-God herself

"We are doomed"
-Newton

"You cannot destroy me, that will destroy the world."
-Death

"Aziraphale maybe you should keep your mouth shut."
-Gabriel

Shadwell : "What would say if I told you this hand had just exorcised a demon clean off the surface of the Earth?"
Mrs.Tracy : "I'd say somebody needs to come inside and have a nice cup of tea."

"You're a dissobedient little brat."
-Gabriel

"I ride to where the end of the world begins."
-Famine

"-Shut your stupid mouth and die already." *annoying smile*"
-Gabriel

"Anthony J. Crowley !"
-A nazi

"Oh I regret asking."
-Anathema

"How many nipples have you got Jezebel?"
-Shadwell

"Start. The war."
-Beelzebub

Archangel Michael : "Aziraphale, we will be most understanding when you fail. After all, wars are to be won."
Uriel : "Not avoided."

"Please do not lick the wall."

"Ligur : Killed anyone yet?
C : Not yet but there is more to evil than just killing people, right?
Ligur : I suppose, but It's fun !"

"Here he comes now the flash bastard."
-Hastur

"He had lovely little toesie-woosies"
-Sister Mary Loquacious

"You never shut up, do you?"
-Hastur

"You can't have a war without War"
-Sandalphon

"Adultery Pulsifer, good people, thou art tardy. I should have been aflame 10 minutes since."
-Agnes Nutter

"You go, boy. May fortune be with you. Anathema, my descendant, I trust he will be fine of feature and mighty of..."
-Agnes Nutter

"It's just so damn beautiful"
-Pollution

"I don't like jokes. I don't do jokes.
When people do jokes in my presence, they rapidly find themselves swallowing their tongues.
No, I tell a lie. It's mostly me that swalloms their tongues."
-Hastur

"You smell like poop."
-Warlock

"Agnes would have told us." -Anathema

"I've been there. You're better off without him."
-This one guy.

Shadwell : "Seducing women to do you evil will."
Aziraphale : "Oh, I think perhaps you've got the wrong shop." ( Ha....GAAAY! )

"I never went away."
-Death

"SHUT UUUUUP!!"
-The so called Ron husband

"I can feel it. Another fine minutes and the whole world will be at war."
-War

"My favourite standbys are all chemical"
-Pollution

"I love winter. So cold. So clean. So hungry."
-Famine

"The sword is raised, ready to strike."
-War

"I do not sully my celestial body with gross matter."
-Gabriel

"This finger could send you to your maker"
-Shadwell

"Tougher ! Smarter ! And more dangerous!"
-Dagon