To Parker,
I cannot express in mere words how much I dislike you.
I feel it is necessary of me to inform you that the only reason I write is because you are one mildly (emphasis on mildly) interesting thing in my life.
Thanks to you my mom is now convinced I have a secret lover.
Whatever provoked you to send me a bouquet of red roses?
Although they do smell nice.
And as a matter of fact I deleted Instagram a few months ago.
Please, spare my nostrils from the disgusting smell of your cologne. I'd rather go without that nightmare.
And believe me, this girl could care less about boys.
You don't make your way in the world by being a lovesick Disney Princess.
From,
Amelia. Just. Amelia.
P.S: Ew. I think I just barfed a little in my mouth.
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Dear Amelia Rose | ✔️
RomanceAmelia was living the life, until a disastrous car accident took both her father and best friend. Feeling lost and alone she grudgingly signs up for a pen-pal program, determined not to grow close to the boy on the other end of the mailbox
