I work at an IKEA and big foont lives in the basement. (My scary story)
I want buy waifu pillows but I have no money. I call local IKEA and they say "Do u want job" and I say "yes" and they say "Ok good see u tomorrow". I go there with my car tomorrow and when I arrive the boss hands me a piece of paper with oddly specific rules (Oddly specific rules are scary, right?). Here are the rules.
1: Do not go to basement, Big foont live ther.
2: Karen cant speak with the manager. Do not let Karen near manager.
3: Do not masturbate in front of custimers or big foot bite ur dick off.
4: If you hear creying coming from the cleaning supplies closet, ignore it or ghost gorl wil hunt ur dreams.
5: If you see big tiddy goth girl in elevator, Do not interact with her. She will summon demons if u speak with her cause shes a bitch.
6: Do not use vending machine in employe break room, it doesent dispense soda. It dispense blood!!!!1!1!1111!!!+
7: If hear someone violently taking a shit in the bathroom, You must pee in the sink or your mothers cat will die of leukemia in 4 hours.
8: If the lights flicker, You must sing led zeppelin stairway to heven and u must suck ur own pp.
9: Dont look at any mirrors between 15:45 to 15:47.
10: If you see ghost girl with long black hair in the parking lot, You must do the macarena dance or she will send you to hell.
11: D̵o̷n̴t̸ ̸w̸a̴t̵c̵h̷ ̶s̵h̷r̶e̸k̶ ̶a̶t̴ ̶5̴ ̷A̴M̸ ̴o̶r̶ ̷s̸h̴r̶e̷k̷ ̵w̸i̶l̷l̴ ̷v̸i̵s̷i̵t̷ ̸u̵r̵ ̸s̷w̸a̶m̸p̵!̷ (Random zalgo text scary!)
These rules are so scary when boss handed me the paper and I read it, my blood ran cold, I pissed and shit in my pants and cried for 4 hours and 55 minutes. I cant leave job cause I want waifu pillows cause they sexy. But I fear everyday for big foont in basememt. It hunt my dreams and its sooooo scary everytime I think about it I piss and shit my pants and have a stroke. I looked at mirror when I was not supposed to and saw myself, dead. Im not dead Im alive so it was scary. Now I have stage 4 cancer in my brain and Im going to die OwO
Thancc for readin my scary story please rate 5 upvotes and watch out for big föt.
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