A long time ago it was said that men were better than women, but we all know thats all bullshit.
Screams my mamma as i tell her i love her.
Ans she was the ugliest damn thing anyone have ever set eyes on, so she had to spend her whole life under a Mac Donalds paperbag.
But he couldn't escape the paperbag it was just too hard to get out of it had beaten him.
Was his name he went to save the damesell in distress with hios fluffly pal the panda bear
The tedy bear picnic was a flop as no one showed up so all the cakes went to waste.
We went to the junk yard to get some waste, we ended up getting an engine.
Engines in a car goes vroom vroom and the spinder monkey likes the sound of it because it makes the girl of his dreams happy, unfortuantly they'll never get together because she is a hippopotomus
It was so fat it took up the whole pond and squished the secret mermaid kingdom.
When we first arrived it was beautiful,but that soon changed when the ninjas and Spartans allied together and took over not only the kindom, but the world.
