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sammantha
Man

You remember this whole blankets thing?

ilykitten
Yeah, how could i forget

sammantha
Yeah, it was so sweet of you wtf

bUT

You remember that I told you to leave one in front of sungjin's house because he is a sad bitch and I am a chicken to do it by myself?

ilykitten
Yup
And i did

sammantha
Yeah, you did...

But I just found out

That it wasn't sungjin's house.

ilykitten
Oh shit-

WHOS HOUSE WAS THAT

U IDIOT

sammantha
HEY

I'M OLDER

THAN YOU

ilykitten
AND WHAT ABOUT IT

sammantha
GIVE ME SOME RESPECT

CALL ME 'HYUNG'

ilykitten
Nah

Idiot is more fun

sammantha
.

Anygay

ilykitten
What

sammantha
It was my friend's cousin's

ilykitten
No, can we stop at ,,anygay"

sammantha
. . . No

ilykitten
... Ok

sammantha
Ik u straight but idc

I'll continue

But she yelled at Dojoon's boyfriend

I mean friend

When he was having his first day as a barista

So she doesn't deserve this blanket.

Go get it back.

ilykitten
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET IT BACK

ITS IN HER HOUSE

sammantha
I DON'T CARE

SANTA SOMEHOW LEAVES PRESENTS UNDER CHRISTMAS TREES

ilykitten
Hate to break to you man

But santa doesn't fucking exist

sammantha
WHAT

YOU ARE FUCKING LYING

I HATE YOU

DON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE

YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME

YOU ARE OFFICIALLY NOT MY FRIEND

ilykitten
Ok, you know what, whatever

I'll do it

sammantha
Whatever.

ilykitten
What's your problem now? I agreed

sammantha
You told me santa doesn't exists.

ilykitten
BITCH U'RE ALMOST 25

sammantha
AND WHAT

ilykitten
WHY DO U STILL BELIEVE IN SANTA

sammantha
I HATE YOU SO MUCH

DON'T TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN

ONLY KAREN LOVES ME

ilykitten
WHO TF IS SHE
UR TOO GAY FOR KARENS

sammantha
SHE IS A MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN

OR FATHER

I DON'T KNOW

HE DOESN'T TOLD ME YET

ilykitten
wHaT

sammantha
Actually

I forgot you are not my friend anymore

Huh don't talk to me

ilykitten
Ugh
Bye then, asshole

sammantha
Says the one who doesn't believe in santa.

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