The same room where they woke up.
Justin
Looks like this just became our base!
Katie
Heh.
DMITRY
I've heard you gotta wait for a couple of weeks to know if you're pregnant with that test. I would highly recommend if we go to the doctor.
KATIE
You do know hymen breaks with movements.
DMITRY
But that's the only way.
KATIE
OKAY. OKAY. FINE.
-funny music-
In a doctor's place nearby Vegas.
Katie's legs spread out and she looks to the camera frowning with a smirk on her face which makes us find it difficult to understand
KATIE
Don't ask questions.
Well. He's checking up my vagina if I'm still a virgin.
DOCTOR
I'll check your vaginal laxity.
KATIE
Okay.
*katie frowns to the camera.*
Doctor starts removing her gloves and asks her to straighten up and sit.
DOCTOR
You do know that this thing is very controversial. And it's not that accurate. I know movies mostly do this thing. *rolls his eyes*
KATIE
I know. Just tell the result already.
Doctor
You're still a virgin. But like I've said, this test isn't really sure.
KATIE
I know at least I'm a virgin. And if I'm pregnant I will take a pregnancy test until a week if my period is not here.
She goes out and the three of them stood up and surrounds her.
KATIE
To the camera: *Imma prank them.*
To them:
Uhm. Guys...
JUSTIN
What?!
Katie uncomfortably acts worried.
KATIE
Ummm...
I'm..
JUSTIN
what?
KATIE
Pregnant.
Justin looks looks like he's paused in a video while Dmitry's lips slowly forms into a smile and Red is just outstanded the result.
KATIE (to the camera)
Look at them. Really excited to be a father (in sarcastic tone)
KATIE
Hey kidding. Don't worry. I'm a virgin.
JUSTIN
No kidding?
KATIE
Yes ahaha what are you expecting?
JUSTIN
No. Just uh kinda thinking if you're pregnant we'll be wondering who's the daddy. The baby daddy.
KATIE
*frown and gulps*
to the camera
Christ.
JUSTIN
Because if we did fuck... who released their man juice... their *whispers* seed into you. I mean anyone of us can possibly release it to you! You're hot goddamn beautiful!
KATIE
*wide eyes and looks to the camera*
DMITRY
*coughs and whispers* agree.
RED
*frowns at them and rolls his eyes and breathes out deeply*
Reaaaallly?!
JUSTIN
Says the one who didn't love her one time.
RED
Dude!
KATIE
Whoa Whoa whoa WTF? Really?
JUSTIN
Yessss He's been in love with you—
RED
Like you don't —
JUSTIN
—BEING DEFENSIVE AREN'T YA STILL IN LOVE WITH HER EH
RED
YOU.
KATIE
*to the camera*
I'm shock. State of shock obviously. Who would love somebody like me? Like I know I'm beautiful... *rolls her eyes* just gained self confidence... even just for a while Okay? But really? These two beautiful, handsome, gorgeous, heart-stopping, heart-pounding, eye catching, heartthrobs in front of me who loves me more than a friend?
I have a very wide range vocabulary.
DMITRY
I think we should go back now. Claire just called me. Asking us to go to the roof top of the hotel.
KATIE
(to the camera)
Swimming.
YOU ARE READING
My Three Husbands
HumorGot married? With three guys? This will be very short. Language: English DISCONTINUED - Please see the author's note on the last page for more info This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either th...
