george: what are we supposed to do now? ezra: simple. we kill him. george: what? no. we can't just kill people who we disagree with. ezra: it worked last time! george: there wasn't a LAST TIME. "LAST TIME", you launched emmett into the river. emmett: do you see me complaining? i felt like one of those t-shirt canons.
[someone knocks on the bathroom door]
kat: saying "occupied" kanaan: making a loud "ahem" sound george: knocking back emmett: shitting louder cecily: screeching at the top of her lungs devon: saying "come in" ezra: opening the door
[ezra and george are fighting over whether or not they should defend elliott] emmett: can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle?
waiter at applebee's: what would you like to order?
kanaan: i'll take the apple.
waiter: we don't actually "sell" "apples".
kanaan, visibly frightened: alright then. [gulps] i'll take the bees.
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"next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you 'what really happened', present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth."
ezra: the moon landing was faked!
kat: pfft, you believe in the moon?
devon: my mom likes to tell me i'm 'picking my own battles'. well, i'm full of rage, and i'm picking all of them.
no one: literally not a single soul: nettie: i simply do not vibe with my father
cecily, at any given moment: hi, emm— emmett: LISTEN. i may be a shitty friend, but i'm YOUR shitty friend.
ellen-rose: i'm not even a HOT mess, i'm more like a lukewarm mess
