The epic tale of Beanman

Beanman VI: Sweet beans!

The elevator opened up, revealing a grumpy Beanman. He stepped out, and got presented with a big black chair. On the chair was a.. beanman?

'Hellooooo'

The beanman said.

'I've been awaiting your arrival, Beanman!'

'Who are you?'

The beanman chuckled.

'I am Killer bean, your worst nightmare!'

'What do you want from Teddy and me?'

'Ahh, getting to the point already? Well you see, my scientists have discovered that underneath this ocean a great beast rests. It's codename is Beanapoid! It is capable of killing any other creature with its poison spit. It used to rule the world in the time of the dinosaurs. It's the actual reason dinosaurs went extinct. But after it had slaughtered all there is to slaughter, and ruled all there is to rule, it died from hunger. It feasts on beans, and killed for fun. We want to revive it, and make it rule all once more. But to do so, we need some powerful beans, and that is where you come in, my dear Beanman.'

'You want me to make the magic beans to revive Beanapoid?'

'Haha, indeed!'

Killer bean sipped from his tea, and then gave a sign to the man standing to his left. The man drew his long, shiny sword and charged towards Beanman. Beanman jumped high up in the air to dodge. The man stopped, turned around and said:

'My name is Hans van Veen! I am here to fight at Killer bean's side!'

Beanman felt that his powers were slowly melting away. He didn't have long left. This man seemed powerful. It frightened Beanman a bit. He landed on Hans, who had lifted his blade to block the attack from above. Beanman couldn't keep his power anymore. His superpower time was over. He felt all the power leaving his muscles, as he fell to the ground. Hans showed no mercy and launched the weak and fragile Beanman into the air. Beanman knew this was the end. He had failed to live through all of this. Soon, he'll be skewered by Hans' sword and die a painful death. At least this Beanapoid thing wouldn't be revived since Beanman would be too dead to help Killer bean with his evil scheme. All of a sudden a phone rang.

'Hello Mr. Bean! I am finally here!'

Beanman looked at his phone, which was still ringing, as another figure ascended from the clouds. The figure bashed himself into Hans, who then proceeded to crash into the ship. The two men then stood up and inspected one another.

'Greetings, my name is Marcel Kienhuis. I am here to end this evil rampage of yours right this instant!'

'Marcel! Long time no see, I am so sorry we had to be reunited under these circumstances!'

Hans replied. Marcel responded merely with an

'Aye.'

The two men then dashed to each other, both with their mighty swords equipped. As soon as the blades made contact, the boat started swinging from one side to another due to the brute force applied. The two men struggled, each pushing their sable to its limits. They were equally strong because neither man was losing the pushing contest. Hans leaped back and then threw his sword towards Marcel. Marcel blocked the incoming sword with his own. Hans' sword got stuck in the deck. He ran towards it, and picked it up, proceeding the fight.
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Beanman took out a woodcutter's axe he stole from one of the men downstairs and charged towards Killer bean. Killer bean responded by drawing his golden butterfly knife.

'Lets rumble, Beanman!'

He said. The two got close to each other and a fight started. Beanman swung his axe for a downwards cut, and Killer bean jumped away to dodge. Beanman held on to his initiative and attempted to land his axe in Killer bean's neck, but due to Beanman not having his super powers, he accidentally let the axe slip. The thing flew off the deck with a nice curve. Beanman watched his weapon fall in the ocean. He was out of luck now. Killer bean took this opportunity to strike. The knife landed in Beanman's leg. As blood sipped out, Beanman cried it out of pain.

'AAAAAAHHHHH! YOU DICK!'

Beanman was really mad. The man just stabbed him! I thought he needed him for his dumb Beanapoid project! Beanman slapped Killer bean across his bean face. Killer bean's expression changed. Killer bean was mad that this man dared slap the mighty Killer bean! He slapped Beanman back. Beanman recovered from the hit, and delivered a final slap, followed by a swift movement do disarm his archenemy. Beanman picked it up, and threw it overboard. Killer bean looked like a red bean from pure anger.

'THAT WAS WORTH 5£ YOU LOW PIECE OF SHIT!'

Killer bean and Beanman were just rolling over the floor now, Beanman leaving a trail of blood because of his wound in his leg. He and Killer bean were both furious at one another and all the manners had gone off the ship, following the axe and golden knife. There were but savages fighting each other on the floor now. The battle had turned into a wild and uncoördinated fistfight. Neither man was defending themselves. Both of them were on pure offense. Beanman was pumping with his fists like his life depended on it, in an attempt to bring down the wall that was Killer bean. Killer bean was returning the favor by filling up Beanman's face with fists. The men were slowly getting tired at this point, and the fists also calmed down. Beanman felt that the loss of blood in his leg was getting to him. He felt light-headed. Killer bean at the other hand, seemed to just need a bit of breath to keep going. Beanman was getting desperate. At this rate, he might die! Maybe it was destined that he would die? If he's dead he can't help Killer bean resurrect whatever a 'Beanapoid' is. He laid down, accepting his demise. But instead of the final barrage of fists landing on Beanman's face, he heard a confused scream. The scream seemed to made up of words, but Beanman couldn't understand the gibberish. He looks up, and saw that Marcel and Hans had picked up Killer bean.

'I've defeated my enemy, Mr. Bean!'

Beanman smiled. He was saved again!

'Thank you, Marcel!'

Hans stepped up.

'Since I have been defeated, I will join forces with the both of you!'

'YOU SCUM OF THE WORLD! HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME?!'

Killer bean seemed to almost explode now. Hans didn't pay any attention to his former master, and turned to Beanman.

'Well, that went rather smoothly!'

Beanman nodded, filled with joy.

'YOU FOOLS! I WILL BRING THIS WORLD TO THEIR KNEES!'

Everyone turned around, and witnessed Killer bean, pressing a big red button.

'THERE IS ENOUGH MAGICAL POWER HERE TO SUMMON BEANAPOID!'

Killer bean laughed an evil laugh, as a huge centipede rose from the deep waters. The thing had huge jaws, that could crush a house without effort, and the liquid that fell from them, made anything it landed on decay and rot. The thing roared, and the ship trembled. Beanman couldn't keep up. He was out of power, but Beanapoid seemed to be full of it!

'Mr. Bean! Take this!'

Marcel handed a magical bean to Beanman. Beanman remembered that he gave Marcel a 30 minute bean long ago. He was proud of his friend that he still had it. He happily accepted it, and swallowed the bean. Killer bean, who was now located on Beanapoid's huge head, laughed at the sight of the powerful Beanman, Hans and Marcel standing there like mere ants. He will crush them! Beanman looked at his two friends.

'Let's do this!'

'Aye!'

'Aye!'

The three prepared to fight. They were all about to begin when the elevator opened. Teddy walked out, and greeted the three. He joined the trio and also got ready to make battle. This was it. This was the ultimate fight!