The epic tale of Beanman

Beanman VIII: Beanening

Teddy dragged his master to the shore. Its face was wet. Not from the ocean. Hans was tending Marcel's wound and looked up. He shook his head.

'Such a tragedy.'

Marcel attempted to look up, and regretted it immediately, as pain filled his whole body. He had 4 broken bones and was bleeding internally. Hans had recovered from his wounds relatively quick. Teddy saw Marcel's struggle, and brought Beanman closer for him. Marcel saw his old friend, and his eyes, just like Teddy's, got filled by tears.

'My old friend..'

He shrieked out of agony.

'How could you leave us now?'

Marcel embraced Teddy as hard as he could.

'The magical bean ran out, didn't it?'

Teddy nodded slowly, and pointed at his ripped stomach. Marcel put the pieces together and cursed the world.

'He ran out of magical beans in the middle of Beanbeam didn't he?'

Teddy stared at the endless ocean as a response.

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A church filled up, as a group of people entered the holy place. One of them carrying a huge dark wooden box as large as the man himself. They all sat down, and Mr. Bean's intro song started playing. Hans and Marcel were comforting Teddy, who was crying uncontrollably. Some of Killer bean's workers admired the courage and power the man in the crate had displayed. After the music stopped, Marcel stood up, and dragged Teddy with him. Without saying another word, Marcel took out a magical bean and handed it to Teddy. Teddy looked at his master's cold body, and then put the bean in his mouth. Mr. Bean immediately started disappearing. The eternal-duration bean would disassemble any human. Everyone sat there in silence, as Mr. Bean's body disappeared before their many eyes. He was gone. Their hero was gone. No one to protect the land. He had sacrificed himself for his country. He knew he didn't have much super time left, but he also knew Beanbeam was the only way. The attack took too much toll on his non superpowered body, and he died. When everyone was sure it was over, Marcel closed the coffin once again. And greeted his old friend and everyone in the hall.

'Aye'

Everyone responded.

'Aye'

And everyone left the church, leaving the huge coffin on the altar table.

The end