Renegades Oneshots and Headcannons

Random Sleep Deprived Tuckva Banter

A/N I wrote this at 3 am

Art Credit to danna-bell-is-black on tumblr!

Random Tuckva Banter:

"So I accidentally set my microwave on fire...."

"You what?!"

"I wanted to see what warm yogurt tasted like!"

"What did it taste like?"

"I don't know Oscar, I set it on fire remember!"

"Oh yeah. That's sad. I wonder what it did taste like."

"I know right?!"

"Hmm..."

"Anyways my kitchen-"

"OH YEAH THE FIRE ARE YOU OKAY?!"

"Oscar CHILL I'm fine. It was only a little one. But the whole house is smokey so I'm crashing on your couch."

"My house is always smokey. I'm literally the Smokescreen, Ruby."

"Haha."

"No seriously."

"Whatever, at least it doesn't smell like my attempts at cooking."

"You're a good cook!"

"hahahahAHAHA. Remember the bean casserole?!"

"I ate it!"

"You eat everything Oscar, it's not remarkable."

"Not everything."

"Oh yeah? Name one time you've been offered food and haven't taken it."

"..."

"I thought so."

"Hey! I feel bullied."

"Oh stop it. So yeah I'm on the way."

"Y-you're just coming in the front door and sleeping on my couch, without asking first?"

"I mean, I'll break in the window if I have to. But yeah that's the general idea."

"Wow."

"I'll take that as 'Yes Ruby, great plan!'"

"Do you have any yogurt left?"

"What?"

"I'm hungry."

"oSCAR."

"WHAT IT'S AN HONEST QUESTION!"

"DO YOU THINK I'D JUST BE CARRYING A RANDOM TUB OF YOGURT DOWN THE ROAD WITH ME?"

"....yes?"

"You're an idiot."

"No u."

"NO U."

"NOOO U!"

"OSCAR MY EARDRUM!"

"RUBY MY EARDRUM!"

"Oscar."

"Ruby."

"You're insufferable."

"You're intolerable."

"Why am I even at your house. I should've just gone to Danna's"

"Because you like me better?"

"No, you have a bouncier couch."

"Do you just go around and sleep on everyone's couches?"

"Mostly you, sometimes Danna."

"Awww, you do like me better."