My Nigerian Fairytale (Completed)

Chapter 18-Water park

I am not enjoying myself. I couldn't get myself to relax for a massage and ended up kicking the masseuse in the stomach. But really how am I supposed to relax when the only thing covering my naked body is a sheer piece of cloth?

I snapped the minute she touched my bare back. Needless to say no one wanted to come near me after that and I was asked to wait for everyone in the lobby.

I'm scrolling through my phone when Tobi and Richard appear smiling like loons.

"What are you doing here?", Richard asks immediately he sees me.

"I should be asking you that question", I reply.

"We convinced my dad to let us leave", Tobi replies, "and it's a good thing you are here, we are going to the water park".

"What about your mom".

"What she doesn't know won't kill her. Let's go".

Left with no choice......don't look at me like that, going to the water park is a better option than sitting in this boring lobby.

"So where is the water park?"

"Good question", Richard replies, "we don't really know but apparently it's not far from the resort so it shouldn't be that hard to find".

One hour later and I wish I had stayed in that lobby.

"How are we supposed to find our way from here?!", I scream at Tobi and Richard who looking around confused.

Tobi turns to the keke man, "oga this is not a water park na".

"Na here I know. Abeg give me my money make I dey go", the irate man scowls at us.

"Maybe it's not far from here. We'll just ask for directions", Richard offers.

"Or we just go back to the resort before we become hopelessly lost", I say glaring at Richard.

Tobi had gotten the brilliant idea to get a keke which will take us straight to the water park. After flagging down three kekes and none of them knowing where the water park was we were already giving up hope when Tobi flags down a keke man who said who knew where the water park was. After driving for a full thirty minutes we are dropped in front of a freaking pure water factory!!!

How water park sounds anything close to pure water factory is beyond me!

"Oga be like say you go carry us go back o", Tobi says.

"I no dey carry you go anywhere. I don close. My money!", he steps out of his keke and comes to stand in front of Tobi, sizing him up.

"Tobi just pay the man", I tell him which he immediately does.

"What now?", Richard asks as he drives off.

"I kill the two of you for talking me into this", I mumble.

"We'll just get another keke to take us back", Tobi says already waving his hand.

Twenty minutes later and still no keke ,just three idiots standing under the blistering sun.

I'm going to kill them.

"I've been standing under this sun for twenty minutes Tobi", I half grumble and half tell him.

"So have we", he snaps at me, "stop nagging".

"How...."

"Excuse me", I turn around and my scowls drops. It's the cutie from yesterday!