I was having a good dream of how my band and I were about to collect the award for the best in the battle of the band until my mum woke me up AGAIN.
Seriously,why does she have to be a hindrance to my success.
I contemplated having my hair cut,but i don't think i really want to do it. I took my bath,and put on a baggy t-shirt that had 'fuck school' and a black sweat pants.
I ran downstairs and met Dad drinking coffee.
"Hi Dad. "
"Good morning baby,howiee you today?"
"I'm good... obviously..."I said addressing my dad..."okay guys,am off to school,bye Mom,bye Dad ." I shouted to no one in particular.
"Lauren you have to come home early today because I will have some visitors coming over today,and... I want you to be in your..."
"Best behavior because I'm about to make a business deal,and you don't want me throwing tantrums. "I said cutting dad off.
It was usually his anthem because we usually don't entertain visitors in our house,except when he wanted to make a business deal.
"That's my girl. " Dad said giving me a slight punch in my arm.
Typical dad,he had to be so typical that he could sell all of us, including you all in the name of "high risk trading. "
"Not cool dad, not cool. " I said returning the punch back to him.
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I rode to school with my siblings and the first person I saw was the swine, and he had this cool blue reading glasses and trust me,it didn't take me long to find out that swine's actual name was Andre West.
He put on a black jean,stripped tee,a denim over shirt,and red sneakers.
Wait...could he possibly be related to Kanye West?
The day was a long one but I was determined to get a grip on Andre. I waited in the classroom while everyone went to the cafeteria and then I swung into action. I went to his locker,took out his reading glasses and when I was about to hide it,he just shows up from nowhere like he's a shape shifter or something.
"Ahem.....what are you doing with my glasses?"he asked in a cold manner.
"I am planning on hiding your ...wait,how did you get in here?" I asked bewildered.
"That's the problem with girls,you always answer a question with a question. "he said.
"Hey,I'm not a girl,what's wrong with you,I am a tomboy. "
He started moving slowly towards me ,and when we got very close,he stared deeply into my eyes.
"I really hate you,I really do. "the jerk said out loud.
"Keep it to yourself cause I never said I liked you. "
Then he pushed my head and I fell on the ground like a fool.
I felt like giving him a slap across his god-damn face.
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When I got home,I rang the bell and it took Martha hours to open the door.
"What took you so long to respond?!"I yelled.
"Hey don't spit on me. "Martha said wiping her body like I splashed my spit on her.
"What a fool!"
"Hi detention girl. " Xander said.
No response.
I went upstairs to my room and took my bath so as to get ready for the new visitors and I had started planning on how I was going to walk up to Andre and spit in his eyes. And while I was dressing up,there was a knock on the door.
"Whoever the fool is,I want you to go back from where you came from. "
"Hey,just for the records,I'm not a fool and dad wants you downstairs like right now. "he said acting all girly.
I hurriedly wore my jeans and a "save the world' shirt,and packed my hair in it's usual pony tail,and topped with a toothpick. I slid down the stairs. I saw the 'visitors',a male and female,who looked stinkingly rich in their tuxedo.
"Hey guys. " I said bumpimg the fist ofthe man and his supposed wife.
The woman gave me a look like I was crazy,but I just didn't mind. I was about to help Mom set the dining,there was a knock on the door.
"Who is it?" Xander asked.
"Don't just stand there,open the door,you're closer to the door Lauren."Dad said.
And who did I see? Andre! How did he know where I leave?
"What do you want?"I asked
"He's my son..."his mom said to me...,"come on in Andre," she addressed him.
"Mom,who are these people and what do you want from us?"
"The usual... business" was all mom could say.
Andre was a natural snob and when Xander tried talking to him,he just acted mute and was operating his phone.
In the next thirty minutes,we were all on the dining table and we were having pizza AGAIN. Swine sat opposite me and I just gave him nauseating looks ,while kicking him,yet he still didn't budge.
After eating,Mom and Dad took Andre's parents on a tour of our house .Xander and Martha tagged along like little minions and I was stuck with you know who.
"Could you please get me a cup of coffee?" He asked while looking at his phone.
What does he take me for...a waiter?
I behaved as if I didn't hear him,I put in garlic into the coffee and brought it to him.
"Why, thank you. " He said sweetly.
As soon as the coffee got into his mouth,he spat it on my shirt, and was holding his neck like he was choking. He kept tapping the ground like he was struggling for air.
"Did...you...put...in...garlic?" He asked.
"Why did you spit on my shirt? Have you gone nuts? I put in garlic,and stop acting and get up on your feet,u know you're pretending. " I yelled.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF SHENINIGAN IS GOING ON HERE?"Dad yelled.
His parents ran into the room,and held him tight,and put something into his mouth.
"Whatever she put into his mouth,he's allergic to it. He has ALLERGIES! " His mom yelled at me.
"Hey don't spit on me. " I yelled.
"She put garlic into my coffee. " He told his dad.
" I am sorry Mr David,but I can't sign a contract with someone who cannot train his daughter. "said Andre's dad.
"What insolence, you're so rude!"his mother said.
"Shut the fuck up,you don't say what you don't know. "I yelled.
"Enough...let's go dear. "his dad said
"And I hope we never ever see. "I yelled
"No,we can fix this,she won't do it again. "dad begged.
I ran to my room and locked the door.
I'm gonna show Andre who is boss.
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