Peter
NED!
NEEEEED!
NED GUESS WHAT!
Ned?
I wanna tell you something!
Guess what!
I won!
Too bad you missed out on the fair you would've loved it.
???
Who's this?
Peter
This isn't Ned?
Are you playing a prank on me?
???
No?
How did you get this number?
Peter
Well, I thought, my friend gave me his number but I guess it was the wrong one...
-_-
It probably doesn't help that I was tinkering with my phone...
???
Tinkering?
Peter
Yeah,,, I was... Experimenting on it...
0-0
I guess it wasn't a success lol
???
What were you trying to do?
Peter
Do you only ask questions?
It doesn't really matter anyway...
I need to work on it but I probably won't be able to...
I mean I'm no Tony Stark,,,
He's brilliant...
???
So you like Tony Stark?
I guess I do ask a lot of questions.
Peter
You guess?
And YEAH!
HE'S AMAZING!
His work is amazing!
I would love to be like him!
Heck I would love to meet him!
But that's not going to happen
:'(
???
You don't know that.
Peter
Oh but I do...
He would never want to meet someone like me...
So,,,,
What's your name
???
Don't say that. Sure he would!
And whatever you want it to be.
Peter
Hmmm...
How about...
Mr.unknown
Or...
Mr.mysterio
???
Um...no
Peter
Fine...
Who's your favorite avenger?
???
Who's yours?
Peter
Well Iron Man obvi...
???
Then that can be my name
Peter
Hmm...
How about...
Mr.Irony
???
...
Peter
Perfect!
Peter changed ???'s name to Mr.Irony
Mr.Irony
You know what,
Sounds great.
Peter
You're welcome
;)
Mr.Irony
You're strange you know that?
Peter
No I'm Peter.
Mr.Irony
Oh
So your name's Peter?
Nice name.
Peter
Oops.
Umm...
You're not going to kidnap me right?
How old are you anyway?
Are you a pedophile?
Mr.Irony
Wait, you're a kid?
How old are you?
And no I'm not a pedophile.
Peter
...
I asked first.
Mr.Irony
39
Peter
...
18...
Mr.Irony
You are a kid.
Peter
I am not!
I'm legally an adult!
Well...
I'm actually 17...
But my birthday is in a month!
Mr.Irony
Kid.
Peter
:'(
Bye Mr.Irony I've gotta go
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What do you guys think of the first chapter? I enjoyed writing it! It's fun and I can't wait to see how the story develops! Is that strange to say about my own book? whatever XD. Happy reading! I'll see you in the next chapter!
Edit: lol looking back on this it's kinda pathetic but I'm going to be starting a few new chapters that will be longer and more thought out. Enjoy
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FanfictionPeter Parker is given the wrong number one day. he texts and makes a new friend! little does he know that his new friend is the one and only Tony Stark. [ON HIATUS] Also I just want to say, I wrote this story as a joke. I didn't expect it to get thi...
