The Simpsons one shot stories (fan made)

𝙷𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝚡 𝙵𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜

𝙷𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝙿𝙾𝚅
I went outside to grab the mail until I see that idiot Flanders mowing his lawn without a shirt. "Stupid Flanders thinking he's so hot with his six pack and big muscles." I said in my mind.
Flanders looked at me so I looked away quickly and went back inside. Guess I'll have coffee to keep my mind off Flanders.

I went to sit down to on the couch and saw Maggie crawling up to me "hey sweetie wanna watch TV with daddy." Maggie nodded her head, she sat by me and we watched a comedy movie together. Later I heard a doorbell and opened it to see Flanders! "Hey there neighbor" he said all joyful.

I try not to show much attention "oh hey Ned" I said in a monotone voice. "I thought I might stop by here and hang out with you." I suppose he could since Marge is with the kids, Maggie is just with me watching TV so I suppose he could. "Alright Ned but I don't want to hear your talk about Jesus." Ned came in and sat near Maggie who was pulling down his mustache, I was laughing at him seeing him struggle with Maggie. "My Homer you got such a strong baby with a strong arm." Maggie let go an I laughed even harder cause he lost a piece.

"Hey um can you mind helping me Homer in the bathroom." I suppose so, I led him to the restroom and closed it behind me. "Oh let's see the problem Ned." I looke at him but he didn't seemed to have a scratches or anything, what I didn't expect is his mouth coming close to me. Ned kissed me and I was shocked of what happened. "You don't have to be ashamed of me Neighbor you also were checking me out when i was mowing didn't you." I just nodded "well it's okay I really do have feelings for you and I just wanted to feel your soft lips." I smiled at him leaning in for a hug. "Well Flanders I do like you to, its just bothering me since I don't talk to you that often an sometimes I feel embarrassed about it. Ned smiled patting me in the back" well how about next time you visit me and we can play pool together." he said to me. I agreed and we both went to sit down with Maggie, my god I love this man.