Aries: *cuts off Cancer's pigtails and slaps them with it*
Taurus: Is it lunchtime already??? Oh, hell yes ;)
Gemini: 1 + 1 is meow!!!
Cancer: *cuts off Aries's face and slaps them with it*
Libra: wow, pink looks amazing on me. I should wear pink more often... Pink.
Scorpio: *humps stuffed animals*
Sagittarius: who wants to climb the tree??????!!!! *runs outside*
Capricorn: so how do you all want to die?
Aquarius: why are you all so annoying. I'm so much better than all of you, I'm perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pisces: *drinks vodka from bottle because their badass since day 1* bad child
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✧ Zodiac Signs ✧
RandomIn this book, you will find facts, scenarios, and descriptions about the different zodiacs. I may be making a second installment if this gets a lot of reads. (Note: Some are from me and some are from Pinterest and Tumblr.) I will hopefully be updati...
