Aries: Wash and brushes teeth at the same time, then screams from toothpaste burning
Taurus: Zone out and waste water
Gemini: Thinks of witty comebacks to verbally slay their enemies
Cancer: Dance and think about other people's butts
Leo: Sings loudly and uses excessive amounts of shampoo
Virgo: Tries to relax but ends up making mental lists
Libra: Attempts to bring their phone with them into the shower or tries to have a conversation with someone outside the door
Scorpio: Has flashbacks of every single negative moment from their life
Sagittarius: Sits down and falls asleep
Capricorn: Goes over life plan and sings quietly
Aquarius: Angrily thinks of things that should be in showers
Pisces: Thinks up excellent fanfic ideas while forgetting to actually wash
Welp, now I know why it takes the signs so long to shower xd
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✧ Zodiac Signs ✧
РазноеIn this book, you will find facts, scenarios, and descriptions about the different zodiacs. I may be making a second installment if this gets a lot of reads. (Note: Some are from me and some are from Pinterest and Tumblr.) I will hopefully be updati...
