Aries: Feasting on the blood of the innocent
Taurus: Eating all the candy they were supposed to give to the trick-or-treaters
Gemini: Bein' a scary hoe
Cancer: Some weird shit
Leo: Turning up at their own Halloween party
Virgo: Bein' a spooky hoe
Libra: Probably at church or some boring shit like that
Scorpio: Turning up with Leo
Sagittarius: Stealing candy from the neighborhood kids
Capricorn: Is too old to trick or treat but free candy is free candy so yolo
Aquarius: Pretending not to be home and giving no fucks about this stupid holiday
Pisces: Doin weird shit with Cancer
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✧ Zodiac Signs ✧
RandomIn this book, you will find facts, scenarios, and descriptions about the different zodiacs. I may be making a second installment if this gets a lot of reads. (Note: Some are from me and some are from Pinterest and Tumblr.) I will hopefully be updati...
