how the signs got expelled from school

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Aries: Breaking someone's nose

Taurus: Ordered dozens of pizzas on their principal's credit card

Gemini: Changed their grades on the teacher's computer

Cancer: Called the teacher a stupid cunt

Leo: Got caught watching hentai during class

Virgo: Hacked onto the school wifi and disabled firewall's

Libra: Snuck vodka into a water bottle, threw up in class

Scorpio: Stalking a cute teacher outside of school

Sagittarius: Brought their cat to school and it scratched someone

Capricorn: Had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall

Aquarius: Threatened someone with a pair of scissors 

Pieces: Pulled the fire alarm to get out of taking a test they didn't study for


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