Gravity Falls and reverse Falls One Shots

Different form? Different Gender?

(I hope this is funny. Got the idea from the picture above.)

Dipper decided to take a walk into the forest. He continued walking until he stumbled across Bill's statue. Since he was their he decided to do some studying. He examined the statue until he heard a faint whisper, Sixty degrees that comes in threes, watches from within birch trees. Saw his own dimension burn, misses home and can't return. Says hes happy hes a liar, blame the arson for the fire. If he wants to shirk the blame he'll half to invoke the axolotl's name. The only way to absolve his crime, a different gender and form a different time.' Dipper stumbled back confused. 

All of a sudden Bill's statue began to glow and crack. Dipper covered his eyes. The place was engulfed in light. When it dimmed, Dipper opened his eyes. A woman wearing a black suit with a skirt and knee high boots stood in front of Dipper. Dipper gazed at the woman in amazed confusion.

"Hello Pinetree."

"Bill? Who are you? Your a woman!"

"Yes, I am Bill. Calling me a woman is very rude! Why would you call me a woman?"

Dipper held out a mirror that he still had with him from the mirror suit he used to try and catch the hide behind out for Bill. Bill took it and looked into it for an uncomfortable while of silence. Then Bill yelled, "Stupid Axolotl! Well at least a make a good looking Woman!"