Remy has Some Fun

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Remy: Ok, before I start any dares for me?

Me: You have to bitch slap everyone and insult them

Remy: Ok I'm only doing my crew because I'm scared to slap the LITERAL GOD OF DESTRUCTION and CREATION who can probably kill me in a second (points to Ink's brush) I ain't slapping them or their friends

Remy: Imma slap people first

(Remy bitch slaps Emile)

(Remy bitch slaps Remus)

(Remy bitch slaps Roman)

(Remy bitch slaps Virgil)

(Remy bitch slaps Patton)

(Remy bitch slaps Logan)

(Remy bitch slaps Ocean)

(Remy bitch slaps Me)

(Remy bitch slaps Deceit, hesitantly)

Remy: Now insults

(In order of how Peeps got slapped)

Remy: Your so immature that even Patton can do better at being mature

Emile: Wow

Remy: Your room is almost as dirty as your mind

Remus: That's saying something

Remy: Meeting you is like ordering a pepperoni pizza but only getting one pepperoni on the whole pizza

Roman: That hurts ;-;

Remy: I can't insult the emo baby I'm sorry but I'll slap him again, *slaps Virgil*

Virgil: Can I have a coffee?

Remy: Sure *hands him coffee*

Remy: Anyways, Patton you act like a sugar cookie but your thoughts say oatmeal raisin

Patton: O-O? But oof

Remy: Logan, you act like cement but really you are Play-Doh

Logan: OwO?

Virgil: Who taught him da OwO?

Roman: Tumblr

Logan: UwU!

Remy: Ocea-

(Remy gets tackled by Me)

(Deceit tackles me)

(Deceit and I fight in the background)

Remy: Not insulting Author bc she can be scary

Me: I'M SORRY DEE!!!! *hugs Deceit*

Deceit: It's fine

Remy: *picks up Deceit* I'm not insulting my Waifu

Me: PFFFT, also I'M NOT OKAYYYYYY

Virgil: I'M NOT O-FUCKING-KAY!

Ocean: I'M NOT OK!!!!!

(It's part of the song, "I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by MCR)

Me: Anyways, Deceit is now able to dare everyone in this chap. Bc I'm posting it on his B-day

Dahlia: She'll also have an art spam chap dis week for art she's been holding up since Pat's Birthday

Deceit: I dare everyone to do a flip!

(Patton tries and almost fails, his legs just not in sync)

(Logan does a perfect flip but accidentally kicks Roman in the dick)

(Remus does it perfectly and does it again but lands on the ceiling)

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