How To Speak Like a Hetalian Prt.4

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16. Call random people your "wife".

17. Stand next to a lamp post and say "I'll try my best until next time, I'll think about it, All my answers are "no". It's a quirk".

18. Say during winter "Winter can suck on my jingle bells".

19. Say "Like", like all the time! Totally say "Totally" as well!

20. Tell people, while eating "You have 15 minutes to eat! If you don't finish by then, I will kill you".

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