1. Cloaks and capes are super cool.
2. AHOGE's!!!!!!
3. Glasses aren't just for nerds. They are for musicians, pychos, stoic types, and that guy in the corner who's name is always forgotten ("I'm Canada!!")
4. Bushy eyebrows can be sexy.
5. Make sure you can fit your 'Spom" and "chocolate' under your clothes.
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