Once upon a time, Korekiyo went to McDonald's. When he arrived, he saw that this McDonald's was full of seesaw memes. He made out with the memes and then he headed on a walk to Narnia. He passed by the everyday homeless Iruma and shuichi and kaede crying and being emotional friks.
When He Saw Some Yum Yums .
Korekiyo saw the most delicious thing he ever saw. It was a big jar of........
Salt. He said "KuKuU I be eating some salt kwjehwkwgw" and then stole the salt. Kokichi saw him and was mad. "Kork!!!! That was my salt that I was saving to kill that demon, AngIeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! How DArE YoUuuuu!?" Korekiyo. Was. TrIgGereD. He was not going to let kokichi have that delicious salt that he planned to put on his miso soup that kirumi made him. So he RAN. He made some zoomies down the street and past the McDonald's, a car that was about to leave the drive through beebing at him. Kokichi caught up to him but korekiyo was a smart boi and got his red rope and tied up kokichi. Then he got kokichi to the nearest playground and put him on a seesaw and killed him. Korekiyo has glad that he had the salt all to himself and went home. While he was preparing the soup, he had an idea! "What if I eat kokichi, I bet he would taste like Panta" so he made kokichi into gyoza and had his meal. A few days later/Rantaro's pov I woke up to see that my favorite waifu, korekiyo, is ded!!!! I took him to mikan cause she is trustworthy and told her, "WHY IS MY FAVORITE WAIFU DEAD?! EXPLAIN OR I WILL STEAL YOUR SHOE!" Mikan absolutely did not want her shoe stolen so she examined the korekiyo. "Ummm, I-it seems that h-he died of f-food poisoning. What a shame..." Rantaro went home and cried while kaito invaded his home and stole Rantaro's favorite spoon.
It turns out kokichi had an illness that caused toxic fluid in his vains called crackheadosis.
A/N: im making a drawing for all of these so here
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