korekiyo eats kokichi and then dies of food poisoning

Pinaple

Ryoma Hoshi is a sad man. One day he went to the grocery store in search of something to make him not sad. He saw a P I N A P L E. "I love pinaple chan so much" he said and he stole the pinaple.he paid the pinaple 600 dollars to put on a maid dress and make an ohio oni Chan TikTok. Ryoma then turned into a French shoe lace. "HONHONHON BAGUETTE MON CHERI" He exclaims to the pinaple. "Estaría muy agradecido si pudiera consumir un pastel con altos niveles de azúcar y carbohidratos simples." Said the pinaple. Ryoma got the pinaple a cookie and they got married and lived happily ever after.

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Credit to K1nztea for helping me write this they wrote like half of it