korekiyo eats kokichi and then dies of food poisoning

Spoon

BEFORE WE BEGIN: people actually read this? Wow! It started out just for one of my friends to read but hey this is cool!

(Kaito pov)
Today I am on a mission. A mission to save you money. Jkjk. But I'm on a mission! I've been stealing spoons for a long long time now, and I have decided that I want to be a spoon. So I have a plan. Im going to bribe himiko into turning me into a spoon and taking me to TeruTeru's restaurant with a baby tiger. She's probably going to say yes and then I get to live my best life as a spoon. I head downstairs and I see maki outside my window. Confused, I walk up to the window. She then blushes then attempts to leave, but it seems she's stuck. I see her saying something but I can't tell what it is. As I go up to the window and open it I hear her say, "oh sh—" she froze and looked at me.
"Hey maki roll, what's up?" I said. I noticed she had a gun, strange. I didn't think much of it though as she usually carries weapons.
This part is inspired by how many times my maki wig has gotten tangled on random stuff (ye I cosplay maki)
"Hey kaito... uh... I can explain," she stammered. "I was going... somewhere, and I went by your house, then I saw a cat, and I thought, 'what if I take a picture of the cat then send it to ryoma?' Cause he likes cats. Then the cat went in your yard so I followed it, but my hair got stuck on the bush, and now the cats gone and Im stuck here."
"Uh-oh. Well, I could try and help you! I'll be right there!" I head outside and get a better look at the situation. Her hair was tangled in a bush, and it looked uncomfortable.I walked over and stood by her, starting to help untangle her hair. "So, cat pictures for Ryoma? I didn't know Maki could be so thoughtful."
"Shut up," she mumbled, focused on a certain part of her hair that was caught. We continued working on untangling her hair, and soon it was finally out.
"Thank you, Kaito," she said, and she wrapped her arms around me in an embrace. I hugged her back and said, "Anything for you, Maki" I replied smiling at her.
She blushed then said, "I have to go now, so uh," and just walked away.
I continued my day by looking for Gundham, as he just so happens to have a baby tiger for sale. I had no idea where he could be so I texted Sonia and asked her where he was cause she always knows. I would ask Gundham himself but he would probably just insult me with words I won't understand. Sonia tells me that he is at his house, so I head there. I already know the price of the baby tiger and have enough, so no worries there. I finally arrive at Gundham's house, and I knock on his door. He opens and greets me with silence then a cheery, "What are you, lowly mortal, doing at my dwelling?"
"Hello to you too Gundham. I'm here because I want to buy your baby tiger."
"In that case, come in." He invited me in and we made the negotiation. I know have a baby tiger, it's time to find Himiko.

I found her and tenko at the local park. "Hey Himiko, Tenko."
"What are you doing here degenerate male!? I'm trying to spend time with Himiko!" Tenko exclaimed.
"I'm here to bargain" I said, mostly to himiko than tenko. "Himiko, I have baby tiger. I will give it to you if you turn me into a spoon."
"Nyeh? Sure!" Himiko agreed. So I was turned into a spoon and I was set for my new life.

Part two coming soon lol XD