Across The Border {Logicality, Dukeceit, Prinxiety}

~11~

After everyone had settled themselves in their little reunion, Roman and Remus each conjured up picnic blankets to set down on the ground. Logan and Patton joined Roman on the blanket he conjured up, while Anxiety and Janus did the same on Remus'.

"I baked cookies and a pie!" Patton announces while holding up the basket that held the said treats like it was Simba in The Lion King.

That, in turn, lead to the twins belting out The Circle of Life cause, hey, they're Disney Dorks.

"Maybe it was a mistake to bring these two back together." Janus jokes as he lovingly watches his boyfriend begin reciting lines from the movie with his brother.

Patton hands out their snacks before leaning his body against Logan's chest, the logical Side humming in content as he wraps his arms around his precious partner.

"Specs is definitely Zazu!" Roman claims.

"Ooh, ooh! Anxiety can be Simba!" Remus adds with a glint in his eyes.

"Why am I Simba?" The young Dark Side asks.

"Because Jay and I are Timon and Pumbaa! We're your gay second parents!"

Logan quirks a brow at that, but once he recalls the movie, his eyes widen in realization, "Hey, Yeah!"

"So that leaves me and Patton as either Rafiki, Nala, Scar, or Mufasa." Roman lists down the remaining characters they haven't assigned to themselves yet.

"I'll be Mufasa!" The moral trait pipes up while raising his left hand, accidently slapping Logan in the face at his sudden action, "Oh my gosh, Honeybee! I'm so sorry!"

"No harm done, dearest." The logical trait assures, but Patton peppers his face with his famous healing kisses anyway.

Roman playfully rolls his eyes at the two. He knows Logan is secretly enjoying the attention the moral trait is giving him. It was obvious in the way he gave Patton figurative heart eyes.

"Roman can be Nala so he can end up with Simba." Remus slyly grins, watching his brother and Anxiety blush at his statement.

"Remus!"

~Time Skip brought to you by Janus and Remus wearing hula skirts~

As the day went on, the Sides engaged themselves in various activities. And although the border limited the list of games they could play together, that didn't stop them from having the time of their lives in each other's presence.

"DODGE BALL!!!"

Ah, here we go.

They even agreed to establish their own team names.

So playing on the left we have Team Roman and the Disaster Gays.

"I object."

"Too late, Specs."

And playing on the right we have Team-

"Poopy!"

The anxious trait face palms while Janus shoots his boyfriend a weird look, "And why is that, darling?"

"Because we're the shit!"

"Why did I even ask."

Let the game begin!

Roman and Remus conjure up balls and immediately begin targeting one another in accurate sibling rivalry fashion.

"YOU'RE GOING DOWN, HOE!"

"WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, BITCH!"

Patton goes to scold the twins for swearing but is stopped by a ball almost hitting his face.

"Sorry, Dad!" Anxiety shouts from the other side.

"Oh, it's alright, kiddo-!"

BAM!

Patton turns around, just in time to see his practical partner fall to his knees, hands on his groin. The logical Side stares up at the moral trait with a pained expression and mutters, "Avenge me."

That's all it took for Patton to go on Ultimate Dad Mode.

With a determined nod, Patton places a kiss to his partner's forehead before facing his 'son' and his snake-faced figurative brother, them high-fiving one another for their successful teamwork.

"Alright boys, play time's over." Picking up two dodge balls with each hand, Patton throws them one at a time and hits both Anxiety and Janus on the leg head-on.

The lying trait stares wide-eyed at the fatherly figure, his mouth agape, "H-How?!"

The moral Side shrugs and replies casually,

"I was always more of a thrower than a catcher."

Janus chokes, Anxiety wheezes, Logan literally faints.

Then...

BAM!

Patton got hit.

"Padre!" Roman falls to his knees and wails, "NOOOOOOOO!!!"

Remus smirks triumphantly, "Guess it's just you and me now, brother dear."

The creative Side stares at his brother in horror, "Brother, please."

"Long. Live. The King."

BAM!

Roman, being the actor that he is, gasps loudly as he's hit in the chest, "BETRAYED!" He cries out before 'dying', his whole body going limp and he face plants right on the forest floor.

"YOU KILLED HIM!" Patton pretends to sob, Logan beside him being so done with their theatrics all the while Anxiety and Janus just share a bored look with one another.

Remus smirks as he makes eye contact with his younger friend, "Anxiety, quick! Only true love's kiss can save him now!"

You know what he replied?

"Guess he's dead for good then."

Aaaand cue Offended Princey Noise.

"BETRAYED ONCE AGAIN!"