Pokemon: Cherry Blossoms & Warriors

Chapter 3: 7/7 ~and so it begins~

"I AM FUCKING PISSED THE FUCK OOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jessica ROARED across the room, scaring the shit out of everyone. With dark brown skin, long hair put into two braids and a nurses outfit on, this is Jessica Riley. A hothead with a blunt tongue, some say she's a bitch but she's very nice to people until they cross her. The way she says things might come off as mean, but she probably isn't trying to be. After Matthew and Rella finished flinching, they give a smile her way. "Welcome home best friend...! What's wrong?", Matthew asked. Jessica takes out a dream ball and sends out a Pokémon, that being a lopunny. It looks equally as irritated as it's trainer. Rubbing her temples and sighing, she walks over to the couch and flops down. Everyone quietly leaves their rooms and comes down to hear what happened. "Let me fucking tell y'all what went on today. So I was working my shift at the Pokémon center alright, doing what I always do with lopunny helping me out. Even though these bitches had me working from 9-10 we really weren't all that busy. Really, other than being there for so damn long it wasn't anything that I was offended by. Not until I was close to leaving, when I had this stupid bitch come in." Matthew huddled over to his distressed best friend, putting a hand over her back and nodding his head. "Oh god, what customer BS happened this time?" He asked. "This man came in talking bout some, 'I found this espeon on route 3 and it looks sick!'. We looked at it and...it was just shiny. So I told him, 'sir, this espeon isn't sick. It's just shiny'. This mofo clearly don't know jack shit cause tell me why he started catching an attitude and INSISTING that this green eggs and sewage ass palette swapped Pokémon was sick with a disease or some shit. He started yelling so I started yelling, and I told this bitch, 'go look up a shiny espeon and get the hell out of here cause we ain't doing nothing!'. So then this crazy ass fucker wanna grab a book from the waiting room and THROW IT AT ME."

Everyone gasped. Rella grabbed her bag from the kitchen table and had a harsh face on. "So we got ass to beat". In the corner of the house, Jynx and Matthew's Clefable are trying to comfort Lopunny, who's currently crushing up a poffin, wrapping it up in rice paper and smoking it like a cigarette. Jynx wags her finger and nods her head sassily, assuring her friend that wigs will be snatched and asses will be whooped. Clefable sighs. "Oh don't worry Rella, he don't need to get his ass beat. I kind of sent out lopunny and had her high jump kick him into the ground. I guess all that force made him have a concussion. Officer Jenny came running but I told her it was self defense so she ran with it and just took him to another Pokémon center without anymore drama. You could say he was the one that ended up being sick". Jikari bursts out into laughter after hearing what he had just heard. "HHHHHHO MAH GURRR!!! Jesus FAWK thats funny! That's what he gets, shieeettt!"  Victoria snickers and puts her hands up in the air. "I meaaannnn he was acting crazy so he got crazy thrown back at him. Oh well, at least you're home now and don't have any arrest warrants on your head". Jessica sighs while nodding her head in agreement. "True, just....Jesus Christ. I really don't deserve this y'all, I just be chilling and healing these Pokémon liiiiike people don't need to be such assholes for no reason". "I agree, these customers be acting any type of way they want thinking they won't come across the right employee that will fuck them up. The warriors ain't the ones to be messed with!" Matthew chimed in. 

Rosie smiles at her friends and looks around before speaking up. "I'm just glad you're okay Jessica. Hey, now everyone's home at once! What should we do?", She asks. Jessica stands up and rubs her stomach. "I'm starving first of all, so imma get me some food. Y'all wanna watch some TV?", Matthew hopped over to the remote and turned on the warriors favorite show: The Pokemon Panel. Gathered around in the couch, the group of friends laughed, screamed, made a mess with popcorn and filled the room with good energy and happiness. They always find a way to charge each other's batteries. As the night continued, everyone began calling it a night and heading into their rooms. The last one to go to sleep was Jikari, who stayed up until 3 am for no good reason eating pickles and cleaning his room out of boredom.