It Hurts More Than Trying To Buttfuck a Squirrel!

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Dan P.O.V

I didn’t know what it was with this Phil guy, but it was like he was nicer than everyone else. It’s almost like I wasn’t just a walking, breathing dildo to him, which is basically what I was to everyone else. He cared about what I wanted. And it was sweet. 

“Do you want any breakfast?” I heard Phil yell from downstairs. See? Every other time this has happened between me and another guy, I have left later the same night. It’s not an enjoyable experience. But Phil even let me bottom, which I haven’t done in about 4 years of my career. 

“Um, well, it depends what you have!” I yelled back, standing up and wandering down the stairs in Phil’s little flat. 

“Hey, we have anything really, bacon, eggs, pancakes, cereals, whatever.” he said. 

“Oooh, pancakes sound good if you don't mind. You know Phil, I enjoyed being here with you, its been nice the whole time. I haven’t wanted to leave the same night, i actually slept nicely and you let me bottom. I haven’t done that for the past 4 years of my career. I enjoyed in, thank you. You’re even feeding me!” I said, and he put down the jug of milk he was holding. 

“But, Dan, I enjoyed it so much more than you think. You helped me so much. And it was a pleasure to top. My fiancé usually topped, so it was great for me too. And would it be unfair for me to eat, and not you? I’m not just going to kick you out, that would be rude.” he replied, and i actually looked at him with tears in my eyes. 

“You’re the first person to actually care about what I want in at least 10 years. Thank you.” i blinked, and immediately the tears fell, and he looked at me. 

“Of course I care.” He walked around the breakfast bar, and I walked over to meet him. 

He took me in his arms and we hugged. 

“I can kinda tell you haven’t bottomed in a while, you’re walking funny” he whispered in my ear, making me shudder a little. 

“Well, I can’t help it that you're good, to be honest I felt like it was my first time. It hurt more than trying to buttfuck a squirrel!” I whispered into his neck in response, and he stretched his head up a little. I glanced up at him, and saw a little look of lust cloud his expression for a moment. I tilted my head back and breathed heavily into his neck, he responded by nibbling on my earlobe a little bit. I almost melted at his touch, my ears being almost as sensitive as my neck. 

I began to kiss his neck a little, nibbling and pulling at the skin with my teeth, looking for his sweet spot. As soon as I found it I began sucking and nibbling hard, and he moaned a little. i turned us around and shifted positions, so he was leaning against the counter. 

“Jump onto the counter, babe,” I whispered in his ear. He obeyed, and I broke away from his embrace to push everything away on the breakfast bar. I jumped up onto the breakfast bar too, landing on it with my knees, and pushed Phil down, straddling his hips. 

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