Cockroach

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Jake From State Farm woke up in a start, his breath uneven and quick. He held his pale shaky hands in front of his face. He fekt contact from a skinny, stick-like limb. It was too familiar.

"What's wrong, honey?" His beloved insect mate asked him, his small beady eyes reading every move. "O-oh cockroach Senpai, I just had the worst dream!" Cockroach chuckled quietly. "What was your dream?" Jake let out a soft sigh. "W-well...I dreamt that you were stepped on! A giant flip flop stepped down and you were dead!" He fell into his partner's chest, sobbing.

"Jake, Jake! It's okay!" Cockroach held his bottom by the shoulders. "You know I'm a comforting cockroach, as long as I hit the woah I can defend myself from anything." To prove his point he hit the woah and it was pretty dank. Anime sparkles flew around him and a magical body shield appeared, fading quickly.

"See? I'll be fine. Now let's sleep, babe." Jake nodded with a small smile and fell into his lover's six arms and shell-like chest. "Okay..."

A/N
Roach time babeyyy
-Bitchee

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