i. gabriella dennis

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First on the list is Miss Gabriella Dennis. I've always hated her.

Her perfect straight white teeth, acne repellent face, and most importantly her long beach blonde waves.

I know it's never good to hold grudges, but I remembered this day like it happened all over again.

So I was a freshman at the time and had no friends. On the other hand Gabrielle always had someone wrapped around her finger.

Dumb bitch.

So it was lunch time or whatever and I had my lunch tray of spaghetti. I was looking around trying to find a seat and didn't see her and her posse.

I ALMOST bumped into her, and she flipped shit.
KEYWORD: ALMOST

Like calm your tits, I didn't even touch you.

She scolded me for coming in contact with her (even though I didn't). So she took my milk carton and poured it down my shirt.

That shirt was my favorite Aeropostale shirt. I loved how their logo took up 3/4 of my shirt. Now it reeked of nasty cafeteria milk.

She, her puppets, and the whole cafeteria laughed at me.

Me, not wanting to look like a wimp tried to throw my spaghetti on her but my ass tripped over my shoelaces and fell with the spaghetti.

But I also grabbed Gabrielle with me.

mental high-five to past riley

And that's how I got my lovely nickname Bambi.

Isn't it just a pretty little name? Doesn't it make you want to go skipping through a meadow of sunflowers?

It makes me want to go skipping through that meadow...

...with a weedwhacker.

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