inosuke quickly stabbed the demon anyway and lived. the day after there concert the Lady slayers were about to go to an interview. “omg im so nervous i wonder what questions they will ask" said zenitsu. tanjirou just smiled at him nicely and happily like a fucking insane yandere would if someone told them they could murder people for free. he told zenitsue “dont worry zenitsu-kun, im sure everything will go okay.” inosuke hit the back of zenitsu head with his fucked up swords “yeah benisue your so nervous over nothing you dumb coward WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH” he laughed evilly at zennitsuu almost going unconcious and zenitsu felt like mudering inosuke right then and there but instead he ignored inosuke becauze he knew inosuke meant it as a prank. tanjirou just rolled his eyes and sayed okay silly gooses let’s go into the interview room now so they all went there. the lady interviewing them was very pretty but had some pretty big boobies. Her name was Mrs Mitsuri Kanroji wife to Shinobu Kochou, president of the united states and also her sidechick who wasnt a chick was iguro. (A/N: i forgot his last name but who cares XD) after the boring introducshuns were outta the way mrs kanroji got right to the REAL. questions.
“okay so i know the fans have all been asking one thing....is zenitsu Gay?” the film guys (A/N theyre giyuu sabito and sanemi) all gasped aloud. “GaY?!!!!!!” zentisue screamed quietly and inosuke looked like he was gonna vomit because he was raised in a christian household. zenitseu looked at tanjirou quite gayly and blushed but shook his head vigorously. “NO WAY IM NOT A GAY” he insisted very calmly and inosuke began planning zenitus’s death for being a stupid gay. mitsuri made a lenny face at zenitsu because she knew the truth (that he was pan) but didnt say anything. “well okay whatever you say. The interview is over now get out” she smiled warmly and shoved them all out the door. tanjirou looked very closely at zenitsu. “Hey zen-kun.....Are you REALLY gay?”
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and that’s all for now! tune in next time when we find out zenitshu’s real identity *lenny face*
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kimetsu no yaiba {demon slayer} boy band au
Fiksi Penggemarever wondered what your favorite demon slayer smol beans would be like in a gay boy band? here you go! in a band by day and slaying demons by night!! very ansgty !! read to find out more ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
