Truth or Dare: Starring Gladion! (Pokemon Sun and Moon)

Dare 14

Author: Hiiiiii guys! So today we have a dare from @PokemonGladion. They've said for "Gladion to go to Ikea, go inside a wardrobe and when someone opens it Gladion says "WELCOME TO NARNIA", kiss their cheek and run away".

Gladion: wait wOT

*magically teleports to ikea*

Author: Man. Now to find the wardrobes...

after 30 mins of searching

Author: AHAHAHAHAH WE DID IT WE FOUND THE WARDROBES

*people passing by give us weird stares*

Gladion: Shut uppp! People are looking at us weird.

Author: I think by "us", you mean "you".

Gladion: WAH 

Author: Okay so while you're in there, I'm gonna go walk around and find something decently cool to buy. Later *teleports somewhere else in the store*

Gladion: Oh no. Nonononono. *hides in wardrobe*

Gladion: Bleh. It's cramped and I highly doubt anyone will open this. 

Wardrobe: *magically talks* WHOMST HAS AWAKENED THE ANCIENT ONE

Gladion: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME AUTHOR CHAN SJNDOCJIWOFCNWEFLVNO

Hau: *talking with an ikea employee* Ooh! Yes sir, my gramps needs a new wardrobe. Says his is too small or something. But his is bigger than my ROOM! My room, can you believe it? I think that-*opens the wardrobe gladion's in*

Gladion: *closes eyes tightly, kisses hau on the cheek* WELCOME TO NARNIA *runs off*

Hau: ...

Hau: ...

Hau: ...huh? Was that Gladion? 

Gladion: *hiding behind a game cart and sees it was hau that he kissed* EW. Absolutely disgusting!

Author: *teleports behind gladion* Hey. So I assume you're done?

Gladion: Yeah. That sucked. 

Author: How? Who did you kiss? *gasps* Was it a boy? Was it a girl? If it was a boy, was he cute?! W-

Gladion: Shhh. If you really want me to tell you who it is, don't ask more questions.

Author: Fine. Then spill the tea.

Gladion: Well the wardrobe started talking to me. IM NOT KIDDING. It was talking and sounded like old man Kukui. Eventually we started to talk about aliens and all that, but then I heard someone talking close by. We stopped talking and the door opened. I had closed my eyes so I didn't see who it was I kissed. But I hid behind some games and saw it was HAU! HAU, MAN! 

Author: Hau? Are you serious? It's such a small world.

Gladion: That was gross!!!

Author: Well I'm sorry. Let's get some ice cream to make up for it, okay? 

Gladion: YEEHAW 

Author: *teleports to hau'oil mall*

Hey guys! Lillie here. I know I haven't been here in the past, but I'm pretty sure I missed some dares or questions. If your question/dare hasn't been answered by Gladion and Author-Chan, please feel free to repost that in the comments of this chapter. I'm sorry about that. Bai edgelords!