Dude, My Man, My Brochacho // YOONKOOK

ONLINE✔️- Chapter FortyNine.

No Putas Only Kings

jungshakeupmyinsidesplease:
hey besties😢

mr.sunshine:
Oh no.  No no no.
You do not just get to "hey besties" us
:1

chimmychimchim:
WE KNOW THAT JEONGGUKS NEW
POST WAS ABOUT YOU FUCKHEAD
DID YOU GUYS DM??
SPILL!!!!!!

taetaebabie:
yesss spill😩😩

mr.sunshine:
Anyways...

jungshakeupmyinsidesplease:
im not spilling🥴
figure it our yourselves cum lickers
anyways check the new name
also i ran out of toothpaste
someone get me some
make sure it's mint please and thatnk you
😌♥️

mr.sunshine:
Who tf uses mint toothpaste

jungshakeupmyinsidesplease:
who doesn't?

mr.sunshine:
Me???
🤠🤠

taetaebabie:
what do you even use then?

mr.sunshine:
Charcoal
It makes my whole mouth black
And it tastes soooo bad
I have to zone out when I use it

jungshakeupmyinsidesplease:
then stop using it?

mr.sunshine:
No it makes my teeth really white
Teeth so white they can't dance
Yellow teeth bitches
Also I don't like the way mint toothpaste feels

jungshakeupmyinsidesplease:
what?
feels where?

mr.sunshine:
Uh ,, in my throat?
Where else

taetaebabie:
??????

jungshakeupmyinsidesplease:
wh at
do you...
do you swallow your toothpaste?

mr.sunshine:
What?
Yeah duh of course
jungshakeupmyinsidesplease:
i- i am so sorry w h a t???
who raised you?

mr.sunshine:
My mom
What
I don't get it

taetaebabie:
¥{£}£{£
JUNG HOSEOK!!!
YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO SWALLOW TOOTHPASTE
YOU DAFT FUCKER OH MY GOD

mr.sunshine:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR NOT
SUPPOSED TO??

taetaebabie:
YOU. ARE. NOT. SUPPOSED. TO.
SWALLOW. TOOTHPASTE.
EHAT THE FUCK

jungshakeupmyinsidesplease:
holy shit i'm sorry this is so fucking funny
i can't breath @9€:8?;&
abbejwjajajsjj
hobi w h y

mr.sunshine:
I-
I'm going to lay down for a bit...
I didnt
I've always swallowed

taetaebabie:
i have lost all hope in humanity

jungshakeupmyinsidesplease:
no sweetie
not even close
have you never seen a toothpaste commercial
theyre all like "if swallowed contact
poison control as soon as possible"
or something like that💀💀

mr.sunshine:
I'm going to cry

taetaebabie:
i still can't believe you swallow it

chimmychimchim:
heh that's what she said😼

jungshakeupmyinsidesplease:
oh hello jimmy

taetaebabie:
hello jimmy

mr.sunshine:
Hello jimmy

chimmychimchim:
i hate all of you

taetaebabie:
tahts not what you were screaming last night;)

jungshakeupmyinsidesplease:
AAAAAA
EW THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE
😖🤢

chimmychimchim:
¡¡YOUR ONE TO TALK!!
HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR CAPTIONS??
HORNY AS HELL

jungshakeupmyinsidesplease:
you're*

taetaebabie:
he can't even come up with a counter
argument smh😑

jungshakeupmyinsidesplease:
well
he's not wrong lmao

chimmychimchim:
oop-
😳🤭

jungshakeupmyinsidesplease:
a n y g a y s
i'm tired

mr.sunshine:
sleep

jungshakeupmyinsidesplease:
no

taetaebabie:
then suffer😈

jungshakeupmyinsidesplease:
k.
ok anyways i'm actually tired
of living

taetaebabie:
oh same

mr.sunshine:
wait don't do that

chimmychimchim:
says the bitch who swallows toothpaste
you should be long dead by now
that shits T O X I C😷😵

mr.sunshine:

jungshakeupmyinsidesplease:
do it bet
you won't

taetaebabie:
lemme watch😳

chimmychimchim:
videotape it

mr.sunshine:
y'all are horny as fuck

taetaebabie:
yeah:)

jungshakeupmyinsidesplease:
oof
igtg

chimmychimchim:
cya loser😐
hey hobi

mr.sunshine:
Hey Jimmy

chimmychimchim:
bye hobi💅🏼

mr.sunshine:
Bye Jimmy🤮

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Hey cuties!! tell me how you all are,, i miss my readers<3

also the toothpaste thing was a genuine conversation/argument i had with my friend a while back and i thought i was so funny i had to add it in here, it just seemed like yoongi gang so much>.<

anyways have a nice day!!

-clem