creepypasta boyfriend scenarios

First thoughts pon our humble readers

First thoughts on you (less there unconcious then they're just unconcious)

slender man
S/he didn't seem afraid, from what i could tell. I should've stayed and spoken with her/him a bit. They do seem like they'd be good company, i must seemed so rude for just leaving like that... oh dear i'll get her next time
jeff the killer
S/he's very beautiful, but she did make fun of me, it was a good joke though, and i did set myself up, i'll go back tomorrow and i'll get her back, maybe we'll become friends, that would be nice, very nice indeed...
ben drowned
Honestly i'm just surprised how fast s/he is, and how much games and shiz s/he has, but s/he isn't scared, odd. I might go back into the tv, laying here on the looking dumb is embarrassing, oh my gowd s/he watched me as i crawled in, this is really just embarrassing, good job BEN
laughing jack
S/he was so gentle handling my box, how nice of her! But s/he seemed so sad and disappointed when nothing popped out... oh is s/he gonna have a surprise tomorrow! S/he's so cute when she sleeps, ah, that must sound creepy, i hope we become good friends, if not tomorrow, then one day...
eyeless jack
I'm not even attempting to leave, i'm just laying on the floor, s/he just shoved me off! As i was just a feather, humiliating, i was just cuaght off guard that's all. No need to worry about being weak
the puppeteer
Unconcious man, incapable of thought
bloody painter
I hope i can see him/her again, and i hope s/he really does paint me, and not paint from another picture s/he's got, and either way i hope i get to see it...
clockwork
That was interesting, although the entire house smelled like orange and leather, it was very cozy to be in. Which must of caught me off guard, s/he was very handsome, and they seemed very confused, with wide puppy dog like eyes and a slightly open mouth, adorable... a cute cowboy...
jane the killer
It was odd how they, wanted, to see me again. To say the least i was surprised, although i'll need to defend him/her from jeff later tonight probably, probably should have gone to confront him now... i'll get him in a bit.
Ticci toby
I can't believe i was being so creepy, and the way i ran off!? I feel so embarrassed, but before when i've watched him/her, s/he was so sweet, maybe i could see him/her again
Maskie
How did s/he look so comfy on that branch, i must have scared her/him off though, since they aren't there anymore, i hope, no, i will see them again
Hoodie
How does that wo/man elbow so hard, like dang, but at least she apoligized, i should go and say sorry as well, i mean, i did startle her...
Homicidal liu /sully
He fekin dead (he unconcious man and incapable of thought)