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Semi Eita - Memes

" you sent a post by @succulentbeans "

From: (ig/n)
sorry m8, already seen that one, you've gotta try harder than that...

To: (ig/n)
oh god oh fuck, i'll make up for it, i promise

From: (ig/n)
lmao

TENDOU: Hey there Semisemi! Who ya textin?
SEMI: Ah, a friend of mine.
TENDOU: Lemme see!

He said as he snatched the phone out of his hands.

SEMI: Bruh...
TENDOU: Ooohhhh! (ig/n)! that sounds like a girl's name, hehe...
SEMI: Yea, so?

He said, resnatching the phone from its theif.

TENDOU: Are you hitting on her?

He wiggled his eyebrows at him.

USHIJIMA: Semi, you shouldn't be hitting people, especially not women.
TENDOU: BWAHAHAH! Wakatoshi-kun, you amaze me... It's hitting ON! That means to flirt with someone.
USHIJIMA: To flirt: To behave as though sexually attracted to someone, but playfully rather than with serious intentions.
TENDOU: Are you a walking dictionary or something?
SEMI: Ok everyone shut up! I'm not hitting on her, or flirting nor do i have sexual intentions towards her what the fuck dude, she's a friend jeez, calm down.
TENDOU: Hmmm, you seem to be texting this person a lot recently... And I've seen you send wholesome memes to her...
SEMI: They're friendly memes!
TENDOU: Whatever you say...

From: (ig/n)
wow, leaving me on read? Real classy, 8a...

(A/N: Get it? Eita? 8a? EightA?)

To: (ig/n)
sorry, my volleyball dumbasses were bugging me

From: (ig/n)
about what?

To: (ig/n)
eh, it's nothing

From: (ig/n)
oKaY
btw i gotta study rn

To: (ig/n)
yea, i gotta go practice. i'll text u later

From: (ig/n)
okk

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From: (bf/n)
Bruh why are u always active but never answer?

(y/n) picked up her phone as he finished mapping the information she had to study.

To: (bf/n)
i'm not always active

From: (bf/n)
Yes you are

To: (bf/n)
well i usually talk to a friend

From: (bf/n)
What friend?

To: (bf/n)
just a guy at shira, he's a third year

From: (bf/n)
You're "friends" with a third year?

To: (bf/n)
wym "friends" yea i'm friends with a third year

From: (bf/n)
I dunno, it just seems weird

To: (bf/n)
it's not like he necessarily has to want to take advantage of me just because he's older

From: (bf/n)
It's not that he has to, maybe he just does want to, you're not that interesting but your boobs are big so i could see the interest

To: (bf/n)
ok first of all I AM INTERESTING, and second he hasn't even seen my boobs, we've never met

From: (bf/n)
Wait what

To: (bf/n)
nope
he just started following me and then replied to my story about a meme and we just started texting
all i know is we both go to shira

From: (bf/n)
Oh, well he could have seen your pictures

To: (bf/n)
i don't show my boobs in my posts
unlike someone😳