Haikyuu Oneshots

Iwaizumi Hajime - Choose

OIKAWA: Come on bro pleeeeeaaase!
IWAIZUMI: No.
OIKAWA: Please man! I swear I just wanna take her out on a date.
IWAIZUMI: I don't care, if she wants to date you I can't stop her, but I'm not giving you her number. You can ask her yourself.
OIKAWA: But that ruins my whole pickup line!
IWAIZUMI: As her best friend, the fact that you even have a pickup line is a big flaming red flag.
OIKAWA: But you're also my best friend, which means you gotta gimme her number.
IWAIZUMI: I said no.
OIKAWA: Her snap?
IWAIZUMI: No.
OIKAWA: Instagram?
IWAIZUMI: No.
OIKAWA: Come ooooooon!
IWAIZUMI: Ask. Her. Yourself. Dumbass.

He said in between whacks on the head.

OIKAWA: OUCH! IWA-CHAN, THAT HURT!
IWAIZUMI: Good. I gotta get to class.
OIKAWA: Ugh!

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IWAIZUMI: ... You could come to the valentine's dance...
Y/N: Oh, nah. I'm not going to that.
IWAIZUMI: What do you mean you're not?
Y/N: I don't even have a date, hahah.
IWAIZUMI: You could always get one.
Y/N: As if, no guy has ever, ever liked me in my history of being alive so I doubt anyone's gonna start now.
IWAIZUMI: Oh come on, they were probably just scared to tell you, you're a good looking girl, trust me.
Y/N: I wish...
IWAIZUMI: Come on... Have some confidence, don't be like that.
Y/N: I know, I know, I try... But it's not like I can stop myself from looking in the mirror and just...

She fake-gagged, imitating herself when she looks in the mirror.

IWAIZUMI: C'mon, stop. I know for a fact that some guys have liked you.
Y/N: Oh really? How?
IWAIZUMI: Well... I'm not supposed to say this but, multiple guys on the team have asked for your number...
Y/N: And did y-
IWAIZUMI: No, I told them they should talk to you themselves if they wanna have it.
Y/N: You're a good friend but, evidently no one really wanted to have it...
IWAIZUMI: Oh please, all of them are pussies, that's why they haven't talked to you. I'm sure of it, I heard them talking in the locker room.
Y/N: Well then... I'm back at square one, aren't I?
IWAIZUMI: No... Now you know that guys like you so you can shoot your shot with the guy you like. Do you like someone? You never tell me that stuff.
Y/N: It's... Complicated.
IWAIZUMI: What do you mean?
Y/N: I don't really like someone who's available at the moment so...
IWAIZUMI: So the guy you like has a girlfriend?
Y/N: Mmmmh no, not that kind of unavailable. Just leave it. What about you? You got a date?
IWAIZUMI: Uhm, no. And I wasn't really planning to ask anyone out. I was just gonna go, just for fun.
Y/N: It's a valentine's day dance.
IWAIZUMI: Shut up, it doesn't matter.

She laughed at him and he hit her arm lightly, playfully.

Y/N: Ok that's it I'm tired of studying. Let's do something else.
IWAIZUMI: Like what?
Y/N: Like play board games or something.
IWAIZUMI: I don't think I have any.
Y/N: Really? Nothing?
IWAIZUMI: I dunno...

He said as he got up to look around the house. Meanwhile (y/n) put away her things and looked at her phone.

"the.oikawa.tooru wants to send you a message"

Y/N: (Who the hell is that?)
IWAIZUMI: I found Monopoly!

He shouted from the other side of the house.
(y/n) brushed the text off and went off to play with Iwaizumi.

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Y/N: 76$
IWAIZUMI: You have got to be kidding me.
Y/N: Pay up, loser.
IWAIZUMI: Ah jesus, I cannot believe you own an entire side of the board.
Y/N: What can I say? I like business.
IWAIZUMI: Clearly...