Haikyuu Oneshots

Tsukishima Kei - Annoying (H)

A/N: Guess what? I'm a salty ass biiitch irl

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(y/n) giggled as she spoke with her friends at lunch. Her attention was drawn elsewhere when Tsukishima walked into the room and sat alone at a table.

Y/N: Oooo, Tsukki's hereee~
GIRL 1: Are you still on about that dude?
GIRL 2: Oh, boy. Here we go again...
Y/N: Are you blind? He's so fucking hot, no cap.
BF/N: Y'all better give it up, she's been obsessed with him since middle school and she ain't giving up.
Y/N: At first I thought he was cute, then puberty hit both of us and now he's on my mind 24/7 doing not so pure things.
GIRL 2: That sounds tiring.
Y/N: Oh, it's very distracting. I haven't paid attention in class for two years.
GIRL 1: I get the hot thing but, he's so grumpy, I couldn't deal with him.
BF/N: Oh honey... (y/n) is the female version of Tsukishima-
Y/N: Correct! His saltiness is only a bonus for me.

(y/n) almost drooled as he aggressively ripped open a pack of crackers.

BF/N: You good bro?

(y/n) kept staring at him with red cheeks and droopy eyes.

Y/N: I wish he'd rip my clothes off like that...
GIRL 2: I see what you mean now.

She said to (bf/n) who just sighed, already knowing what was about to happen. (y/n) gathered her things clumsily and skipped towards Tsukishima's table.

Y/N: Hiii Tsukkii~

She said with a sing-songy voice and sat down in front of him, once again holding her head up with her hands and staring directly at him.

TSUKISHIMA: I wish you wouldn't call me that.
Y/N: So, Tsukki. What are you doing this weekend?
TSUKISHIMA: You ask me that every single week and every single time I tell you I have volleyball practice.
Y/N: So volleyball again, huh?
TSUKISHIMA: Yes, we have a practice match in the morning.
Y/N: Oooooh, can I come watch you play?

She flapped her eyelashes at him.

TSUKISHIMA: I guess, I don't really care.
Y/N: Okay, Tsukki!! I'll see you there!

She said as she stood up, at the same time Yamaguchi was walking to the table.

Y/N: Hey, Yamaguchi!

She smiled at him.

YAMAGUCHI: (y/n), hello.

He responded as he sat down beside Tsukishima.

YAMAGUCHI: Her again? Are you guys dating?

He asked curiously.

TSUKISHIMA: No, we are not.
YAMAGUCHI: I always see you talking to her, though...
TSUKISHIMA: It's because she won't leave me alone.
YAMAGUCHI: Well, maybe she likes you! You should go for it, she's pretty.
TSUKISHIMA: Yeah, pretty annoying.

Yamaguchi rolled his eyes at him and ate his lunch.

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(y/n) walked into the gym, her eyes wandering around it to find that certain someone. When it came to Tsukishima she always got a confidence boost and felt like she could do anything. But in any other setting she was as shy as anyone else. Finally her eyes met with Tsukishima's and she smiled, skipping toward him.

Y/N: Tsukki!! Hi!
TSUKISHIMA: Oh god, (l/n), please stop calling me that.
Y/N: Are you nervous for your game, Tsukki?

She repeated, just to provoke him.

TSUKISHIMA: No, now please stop calling me that.

Meanwhile the third years were just laughing their asses off at the scene.