The akatsuki keep trying to get to their goal but why will happen when they meet zurie yandere?. Zurie yandere is a powerful being, what is she you ask we'll find that out in the story!.
Another day at the akatsuki hideout (zurie's been there for a couple of months)
{zurie's pov}
I sigh as I get up from the windowsill and head to bathroom to change clothes.
(she's wearing 8)
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I brush my hair and fangs, I leave my room and head to the kitchen to make breakfast.
I enter the kitchen and grab some pots And put them on the stove and turn the stove tops on, I put bacon in one of them and eggs on the other and made home made waffles on the last.
I finish cooking breakfast and set them on the table I let out a loud roar to wake everybody up, I wait a couple of seconds to see everybody in the dining room with their weapons "why do you keep fucking doing that bitch!" Hidan says "because I fucking can, dickwad" I say annoyed and I quickly glare at him, "you're doing that again?" Konan asks "when have I never?" I said "true" konan says "put your weapons down" pein says and they do as he says, they all sit in their respected seats "itadakimas/un!" We all say then we all dig in, "mmm I've missed your cooking zurie" konan says "I know I'm just the best" I say with a little giggle and a playful eye roll 'they've eaten my food everyday, now she says it?' I thought to myself with a silent chuckle.
As I'm washing the plates tobi comes running into the kitchen 'what the fuck's going in now' I thought to myself as i see deidara run in behind tobi, I just shrug and continue washing the dishes, "do NOT set off your fucking explosions in here deidara!" I threaten as I hear him reaching into his clay bag, he stops to look at me but he soon looks back at tobi and continues what he was doing, I let out an annoyed sigh and 360 kick deidara out of the kitchen "didn't I say no boy!" I say sassily "ya ya whatever..." deidara says as he walks off "yay thank you zurie~chan for protecting tobi!" Tobi says I just nod my head, I finish doing the dishes So I dry and put them up.
I sit on the floor in the living room reading my book (HmMmMm I wonder which book!) i don't even look up from my book to know a fight Is going to happen between kakuzu and hidan, soon enough they begin to bicker I roll my eyes and sigh, I just ignore them but deidara, sasori and tobi get into a fight as well, I emit A low warning growl but it isn't heard because the yelling gets louder I start shaking with anger as kakuzu decapitated hidan, "ENOUGH!" I yell out in a demonic voice they stop and all stare at me, pein and konan hear my yell and run into the living room to calm me down, "what happened?" Konan asks calmly "tch those bastards kept fighting" I say with a smirk, konan and pein let out a sigh of relief happy I didn't kill anybody "you sure do know how to put boys in their places" konan says with a little laugh "well I was raised by 50,000 brothers" I say with a slight shrug pein sighs then tried to walk away keyword: tried.
i teleport behind him and yeet him on the couch "YoU hAvE bEeN yEeTeD!" I say derply konan laughs as we walk towards the couch but sit on the floor "really?" Pein deadpans "yes really" I say with a grin, "yo who wants to play a game?" I ask "kakuzu fucking attach my head back to my god damn body you fucking money whore!" Hidan yells I sigh and shake my head my stitches come out and reattach his head to his body "there ya go" I say as my stitches come back (like kakuzu's)
