Akatsuki x Oc reader lemon

Chapter nine

The bundle of joy arrives

{zurie' s pov}

It's been a five months since I told everybody it has changed all of our lives and I can't wait till the baby is born.

I sigh as I stare at the two pummeled bodies in front of me "are you idiots done fighting!?" I yell at them they stare up at me in terror "i'm sorry zurie!" The blonde idiot says as he runs away "tobi is sorry! Please for give tobi zurie~Chan" tobi pleads I shake my head and walk off.

I enter the kitchen and summon shadow clones to help cook, as I stir the waffle batter hidan enters "yo bitch what's for breakfast" hidan says I roll my eyes and sigh "OI! WILL YOU STOP FUCKING IGNORING ME YOU BITCH!" Hidan yells at me I finally snap and my hair floats up in the air (like kushina's) (ohhhhh naruto's angryyyyyy) (sorry i'm Watching the pain vs naruto fight and pain just hurt Hinata baaaad!) i activate my kekkei genkai and slowly turn around hidan gulps and takes a step back I fully turn around with the spoon still in hand and run at him he tries to run away but I kick him through five walls and he lands roughly in the living room a couple seconds later and I run in and beat his ass "DON'T *smacks his face with the spoon* YOU *smacks* EVER *smacks* TALK *smacks* TO *smacks* ME *smack* LIKE *smack* THAT *smack* AGAIN!" I yell at him white flames surround the spoon (the spoons in my right hand so white flames) and I hit smack him even harder.

~after what ever the fuck that was~ I place the food on the dining room table and let out a roar letting everyone know foods ready, everyone soon enters and sits in their respected seats "itsdakimas!" We all say I see everyone dig in and so do I.

I'm the last to finish breakfast so I take all the dishes and head to the kitchen to wash them, as i'm Washing the dishes itachi enters "need help?" He asks "yes that would be lovely" I say with a closed eyed smile he nods and helps.

I let out yet another sigh as I place my book down on my bed I stand up head to the bathroom i sigh in relief as I release myself (no not like that dumbass -.- *angry chibi glare*) I then hear yelling and starts growling in anger 'I SWEAR TO MY DEAR LORD FATHER FUCKING JASHIN!!!!' I yell in my head I wipe and pull my pants up and flush the toilet quickly (don't blame me that's just my humor lol sometimes it's first grader and other times it's either perverted or dark so! Shush child!) as I wash my hands my power grows by the second a dark, deadly and dangerous aura surround me as I storm outta the bathroom, I stand in front pein's office doors (I figured out pain's name is pain not pein ;-; I feel like an idiot but ima keep using pein because I fucking can!) (MINATO TO THE RESCUE!!!!!) I tap my finger on the door and it shatters to a million pieces everyone jumps and quickly looks at me in terror (everyone except for itachi, sasori, kakuzu And pein) "who. Is. Yelling..." I say with death dripping on every word everyone points to Deidara and sasori I quickly look and glare at them, they shrink back in fear and I take deathly slow agonizing steps towards the two of them and the rest and let out a quiet sigh of relief i'm Not after them "deidara....sasori....." my aura becomes darker and my power grows deidara quickly gets on his knees and bows "i'm Sorry please forgive me!" Deidara pleads but sasori stares at me, I crack my knuckles "bangō" I say (I don't speak Japanese so i'm Using goggle translate to help me speak Japanese but if i'm Wrong sorry) (it's suppose to be no, by the way) I hit both of them over the head "ITA!" Both males yell I then quickly round house kick them and they go through the floor kunia and shuriken surround my body "metal jutsu: kunia shuriken repeated attack" I yell out as the kunia and shuriken attack both males in the small crater I created .

(i'll Create a better name for the jutsu it was just a name I came up with at the top of my head)

I let out a small "hmph" the kunai and shuriken come back into my weapon pouch and I turn to konan who has been giggling this whole time I give her a smile and walk over to her "how're you doing?" I ask her "good. You?" She says "better now" I say with a glance towards both bloody males she softly shakes her head I scratch the back of my neck and giggle pein clears his throat konan and I look back at pein "what?" I ask "we were kinda in the middle of a meeting" pein says I grow a tic mark "WITHOUT ME!!!" I yell at him he visibly shrinks back in his seat the others just stare at the exchange waiting to see what'll happen and secretly hoping I won't turn on them "WHAT THE HELL PEIN!" I yell as I hit him over the head successfully knocking him out "well we can't have the meeting if pein's knocked out" konan says with a closed eyed smile everyone nods and runs outta the room "hmph serves those fuckers right" I say konan lets out a little giggle and says "wanna go out to get ramen?" I smile at her "sure!" I say.