The akatsuki keep trying to get to their goal but why will happen when they meet zurie yandere?. Zurie yandere is a powerful being, what is she you ask we'll find that out in the story!.
Everyone fucking run {zurie's pov} I let out an annoyed sigh and head to the kitchen hopping to eat the sweet delicious taste of dango.
I enter the kitchen and look in my spot to see them gone, there fucking gone, so of course I get angry, I let out a loud roar "GET Y'ALLS ASSES DOWN HERE!!!" I yell.
Everyone comes running into the kitchen scared I look at all of them with a death glare "who. Ate. My. Dango." I say slowly and dangerously, itachi gulps my head snaps towards him "me.." he says "so you did it" I say with a sadistic grin my eyes wide and crazy, "y yes" he stutters everyone else backs up as I pounce on itachi beating the shit out of him.
(Sorry itachi fangirls)
I get off him looking down at his beaten and bloody form "go get me more dango now" I say my demonic voice coming through at the end itachi nods quickly and runs off, I look over at konan "wanna eat?" I ask "I'm starving" she says "ik so am I" I say as I begin to cook, konan helping of course. {a little while later}
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Everything is cooked perfectly and spread on the table my mouth drools 'yummy' I thought, konan and I sit at the table and dig in I see hidan trying to eat some but I quickly stab him with my kunai (I can't fucking spell) "OW WHAT THE HELL BITCH!" Hidan yells "never take food from a woman on her period" konan, pein and I say at the exact same time, just in that moment itachi enters the dining room with two boxes full of dango "awww thanks itachi" I say smiling at him, he nods and places the boxes in front of me, I of course give konan a box "thanks zurie" konan says "no prob" I say.
"May tobi have some zurie~chan?" Tobi asks, konan and I just glare and give a hiss "ours" we mutter, he quickly backs down,
{mini time skip}
We finish our food and sit in the living room I see konan wince in pain, I sigh and teleport to the kitchen grab what I need and teleport back in my spot on the couch, I give konan her midol "here ya go" I say as she takes it "thanks" she mumbles.
I let out a sigh as hidan starts arguing with tobi "BUT TOBI WANTS CANDY!!!" Tobi yells "NO FUCKING WAY!!" Hidan yells, I grow an irk mark on the side of my head as they continue to argue "GIVE TOBI CANDY!!!" Tobi yells "NO YOU'LL FUCKING BECOME MORE GOD DAMN ANNOYING YOU LOLLIPOP LOOKIN ASS!" Hidan yells, the atmosphere changes into one of anger to one of darkness and fear, I let out a terrifying growl and everyone looks at me except for konan she smirks knowing what's about to happen, I slowly stalk towards both males "Hidan why won't you give tobi candy?" I hiss, he gulps "w well because he gets even more fucking annoying then before" Hidan says "but tobi thinks hidan gets worse when drunk so tobi took hidan's alcohol" Tobi says "YOU FUCKING DID WHAT!?!?!!?!" Hidan yells as he punches tobi, "owieeee" Tobi says as he holds his head crying I go into protective mode and pounce on hidan, punching him over and over again "ow! Why ow the ow fuck ow are ow you ow attacking ow me ow and ow not ow him OW!" Hidan says groaning in pain "you *punch" hurt *punch* my *punch* child!" I say as I throw him through a wall, I stand up and walk to tobi cuddling him and rubbing his head with my free hand "shhh it's ok tobi. Momma is here" I whisper in his ear "awwww is tobi's momma here to save him from mean hidan" Tobi says, I give him a smile "yes momma is here" I say.
We're all laughing and playing games and I haven't let go of tobi once, deidara lets out an annoyed sigh "zurie tobi and I have a mission I need you to let go of him so I don't get chewed out by leader~sama un" deidara says, I just stare at him, he sighs again and grabs tobi's arm I growl and cut his arm off "mine~" three voices combined with mine says deidara grunts in pain he quickly grabs his bleeding arm, he walks over to kakuzu "can you heal me un?" Deidara asks "you know the price" kakuzu asks "I'll pay after my arm gets stitched un" deidara says, I pur as tobi pets my ears
{time skip}
We all sit down at the dining room table and eat what I've made
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"Itadakimas!" We all say and dig in me of course being the stubborn bitch I am is sitting in tobi's lap still cuddling him while eating.
(Sorry for everything being short)
I let out a sigh as tobi and I fall asleep.
End of this cursed chapter
I hope you enjoyed this chapter I've been really busy so I haven't been able to post much. But anyway cya next time my fellow otaku wolves and ba-bye! 🖕🏻
