Devilish Hearts (Shall We Date? Obey Me!) INCOMPLETE

Chapter 2: My New Caretaker Is An Idiot

Someone new arrived..... by busting into the room and screaming "WHAT?!? Why does the Great Mammon have to look after some human!?!" I glared at this white-haired, dark-skinned and deep blue ocean eyed man who was the so-called 'Mammon' for not using my name and for being so rude about it I mean I wasn't happy about this either but you don't see me screaming about it now do you? Lucifer glared at Mammon and said "Mammon, shut up and accept your new role or I'll punch you!".... he said that AS he punched him which made me flinch because I SWEAR I heard this guy's tiny brain get rattled around in his skull from that punch to the head. Satan chuckles at the display of violence then chimes in with "Mammon here is the Avatar of Greed. He governs and oversees all forms of it. Whenever he takes a liking to someone, they suddenly find themselves drowning in money, but if he breaks it off with someone they're left without a Grim to their name." Asmodeus chimes in with a flirty chuckle and says "Oh he's also a HUGE masochist that part is important~!" he winks as he finishes his lewd comment. Mammon, who now looks disheartened by these comments yells "Y'all stop spouting lies! It's not like I asked for that punch! and I am NOT, you hear me! N-O-T! a masochist!" Lucifer just ignores Mammon's pleas for his truth to be heard and just looks at me who at the moment is assessing my new 'caretaker' with a look of disbelief since its been like what 3 seconds since he got here and he is getting bullied by his younger brothers.... how is this guy supposed to take care of me...? Lucifer then chuckles at the look on my face and says "Mammon you are going to be in charge if seeing to Elizabeth's needs during her stay and I expect your full cooperation. Mammon looks at Lucifer absolutely shell shocked and yells "What?!? Why me?!?" Asmodeus crosses his arms and pouts "Aw, I'm so jealous!" to which Mammon quickly responds with "Then why don't you take my place Asmo?!?" Asmodeus quickly frowns and responds in a sassy tone with "Hell no, too lazy." Mammon looked at Asmodeus with a frown "What? you said you were jealous! C'mon swap with me!" Satan sighs and interrupts by saying "Give up and accept it Mammon. There's no getting out of this you can't refuse a direct order from Lucifer." Mammon complains "Why me though? Why can't Beel do it?" Asmodeus looks at Mammon with disbelief written all over his face "We minds well change her shirt to say 'Eat Me' if we do that Mammon." I look at Beelzebub with concern on my face "He won't actually eat me will he?" Lucifer swiftly responds with "No, we wouldn't let him." then a dark aura leaks from Lucifer since he is clearly fed up with all this and he says "Mammon surely you wouldn't object to this arrangement would you?" Mammon instantly freezes up then quickly responds "Fine! Fine! I'll do it but I hate every last one of ya!" Mammon suddenly turned to me with a glare which caused me to shrink back a bit as angrily said "All right listen up human. As much as I don't want to be your babysitter because it's a huge pain in the ass and I'm too important for this kind of thing Lucifer ordered me to do it, so I will. In return, you have to make sure you don't cause me any trouble got it?!?!" I nodded then mumbled "Not like I was planning on pissing off a bunch of demons anyways" Mammon smirked at me and said, "Good Lil human now give me all your cash and valuables it's the least I can get for having to babysit you!" I just looked at him with a blank face and thought "I was gonna play nice and stay quiet but.. fuck this guy he's an ass." then gestured to my dirty Cheetos and Pepsi stained pajamas and said "Yeah like I've got cash in these fuzzy pocket-less pajamas I have on or do you want those?" Mammon blushed furiously out of anger or embarrassment I don't know nor do I care, but I do know that the surrounding brothers and even Diavolo let out a few chuckles at that. Mammon had to retort back (to save whatever pride he has) with "Whatever least I ain't a human!" To which I just stared at him while thinking "yeah I'm glad you aren't you'd put my race to shame" Lucifer then decided to speak "Mammon behave and take our guest to the House of Lamentation and show her to her new room." He then opens the doors to try and usher me and Mammon out of them when the cold winds from outside hit me and I shivered and said "This is hell? Its a lot colder than I imagined" while rubbing my arms trying to stay warm. Mammon snorted at my comment then said "Too bad I ain't got a spare coat human now suck it up we've got a long walk." he proceeded to roughly grab my arm and rush out of the assembly hall dragging me with him.

3rd POV:

Asmodeus chuckled as he stared at the exit Mammon dragged Elizabeth out of then said  "Well she's different from Solomon for sure~" A chuckle came from Satan before he said "Indeed, she's quite feisty and will probably join in on our Mammon trash talk since he did anger her quite quickly." then he glanced at Beelzebub who was frowning because had long finished up his cake and his stomach was aching for more. "Beel, what do you think of her?" Beelzebub glanced at Satan with a dreamy look on his face and said "She smelled like food so I think she might be pretty tasty." --he was drooling as he said this by the way--  Asmodeus let out a laugh and said "Beel, I know she looks like a snack but if I can't have a bite then neither can you." Lucifer looked back and forth between Beel and Asmo then sighed and said " Asmodeus and Beelzebub, behave you can't eat her OR do.... unsavory things to her just keep it civil for once you two." 

Aaaaaannnnndddd that's it for this chapter I hope you guys enjoyed it! 

btw I adore Beel he's adorable and is super sweet! Comment on who your favorite character is!