— I'm too tiered for sleep that I need some euthanasia.
— I'm too white for this
In response to the last one — BITCH! I'm too black for your shit!
In response to a teacher saying "it's not like you're dead"— Bitch I might be!
After throwing a pencil on the table and screeching — That's what u feel like
In response to finding out a platypus lays eggs — So it's a duck!
Student & a teacher argument — S: grass isn't living T: well, why do you cut it? S: because my mom made me T: well why? S: because my mom made me.
My pansexual Bff said in response to "are you gay?": — I'm straight as a stick that has been burned to ash and spread into a circle.
A boy in my class— Billy salty!— Me, in a bad mood without my GF(under my breath)—Unless Billy is a saltine, I don't care.— The math teacher laughed(I feels happy)
~that's it till this quarantine shite is over~
-Silver
