2005
Today is my birthday. What can i say i'm happy. I can finally be as old as Stan and Cartman. I got out of bed and went directly in the bathroom. After i finished my morning routine i went back in my room and took from the dresser a white shirt and a pair of black jeans. I went downstairs and saw my mom preparing some pancakes.
"Happy birthday bubie" my mom said while puttin the plate of pancakes in front of me and kissed my cheek.
"Mom stop calling me that, i'm 16" i said embaressed
"Whatever you say bubie" she said puting accent on 'bubie'. I rolled my eyes and started eating my pancakes. After i finished i say goodbye to my family and ran in the bus station where Stan and Cartman sat.
"Hey guys" i greeted them with a smile
"Hey Kyle" Stan said back
"Hey jewboy" Cartman said after
"Shut up fatass" i snapped at him.
Soon enough we were intrerupted by Kenny who just arrived.
"Dude why are you always late?" Stan asks
"You don't wanna know" Kenny mumbled
"Yes we do" I said
Kenny just rolled his eyes and flipped us off, Cartman turned to him and slapped him as a joke.
"Bad Kinny" Cartman said in his annoying monotone voice. Kenny just rolled his eyes and he did'nt talk until the bus arrived and we all got in. Kenny sat on the back for the first time, so me and Stan went to sit in the middle. When we arrived at school i saw Kenny going to school with his hands on his pockets ignoring me, Stan and Cartman.
"Dude what is wrong with Kenny?" Stan asked me
"Do i have to know everything?" i asked
Stan look at me flustered and added.
"No?"
i gave hin the 'there you go' look and turned to see what Kenny was doing. he sat calmly in the back, looking outside the window. how the fuck is he the "troublemaker"? i mean, yea he flips teachers off but so Craig Tucker does and maybe his grades are below average but he is a logical person. he may not study but he's not stupid. everyone in our school thinks that, because of his alcoholic parents, but i've known him well damn enough to say if he wants "something" that "something" is gona be his.
"Dude, Kyle were here" Stan said obviously bored.
"How long have we been here?" i asked since nobody was in the bus exept for us two.
"10 minutes" he said
damn. we got off the bus and headed for school.
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"Hey you guys wanna come to my house after school?" Cartman said running towards us.
i wasn't really in the mood but i said
"Yea sure."
"mhmff pffmhm mfhpm( i am sorry i can't)" Kenny's muffled voice was heard
"And why is that Kinny?" Cartman tried pissin Kenny off
"mhm pffmhp ffpmhfm phfm mh pm(i have better thing to do)" Kenny rolled his eyes entering the class.
"Whats the matter with him?" Stan asked.
as an answer to his question i shrugged.
the three of us decided we should head in the classroom before Mr. Garrison makes us do somethin boring.
shool was over the three boys were heading towards Cartman's house but a bright ideea hit Stan.
"Dudes, how about we went to Kenny's and you know kind off kidnapp him" he said smiling
"That is the wors ideea ever, and i thought Cartman was the one with stupid ideeas." i added
"See Kahl thats why jews aren't fun"Cartman started
"I'm being logical, ok? We three incompetent 16 years old dudes kidnapp a 15 years old poor dude. I mean..." i tried to say but Cartman intrerupted me
"You don't mean anything Kahl. We'll kidnapp him and hide him in my basement. i'll eventually feed him everyday" Cartman added
"Eventually feed him? Cartman we are talking about Kenny. Is better if i have him in my basement" Stan said looking at me
"Fine is best this way" Cartman rolled his eyes and change the route to Kenny's house.
i still can't belive we are going to "kidnapp" Kenny. this being the stupidest ideea ever.
the three boys recalculated the route to Kenny's house so they've got to go through the bad part of the small city. when theybarrived at the blonde boy's house they didn't even bother to knock, they entered the house like it was their's. the boys walked up the stairs to Kenny's room. before they got in Kyle whispers:
"Dude i think this is still a bad ideea"
"Shut up jew" Cartman was ready to ooen Kenny's door. they were quite surprised seing the younger boy learning.
"Stan you go to him, put this tape on his mouth and then i'll come and help you tie this soe-laces to his hands and feet" Cartman whisperd to Stan
"But what about the eyes" Kyle asked
"Oh jew his baby blue eyes are for you" Cartman winked at Kyle while saying this.
Kyle had a pink bright blush that had covered his pale freckeld cheeks. Stan was doing his mission. he taped Kenny's mouth with the band.
it was Kyle's turn he saw Kenny struggling to escape Stan's thight hold. he but the black scarf on Kenny's eyes. it was finally time for Cartman to move he gave a pair of shoe-laces to Stan, they begun to tie Kenny up and escort him to the living room.
"Hey boys, what are you doing?" Kenny's mom asked from the couch
"You know mrs. McCormick, playing around!" Cartman said with his luscious voice.
" Oh then, have fun" the boys heard Kenny's mom before they exited the house.
Kenny was still struggling to untie the shoe-laces.
"Yo boyo, stop moving or i'm gonna let you fall" Cartman said changing his voice
"mhmhpff wfpmmf(let me go)" Kenny said muffled, it was good we could understand what he said.
"We can't that's why we are kidnapping you" i tried to change my voice aswell but i got in response Cartmans laugh. he whisperd: 'Jews can't change voice's'.
i just rolled my eyes.
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we finally arrived at Stan's house. we enterd the small hallway we have of course stepped down and went straight to the basement. we untaped Kenny's mouth.
"Where the hell have you brought me? And who the hell are you?"
"Relax Kinny-"
"Goodd dammit Cartman. You better untie me before i do something stupid!" Kenny yelled at Cartman.
"dammit" The fattass said under his breath
1-0 to Kenny.
"i thought better of you Kyle" Kenny said straight to my face. i felt horrible hearing one of my bestfriends saing that, i couldn't sai anything to him.
"Kenny, dude, Kyle didn't want to do that but Cartman forced him" Stan saved me
Kenny just looked at me and shook his head.
"Cartman" Kenny started "you are a pussy"
after the truth had been spoken Kenny rushed upstairs and went home, i think.
it was a day for all of them but at the end of it Kenny would think it was a crapy day and Cartman would think it was the best day of his life.
