^third person^
2005
the ball of fire, called the sun was barely seen trought the big mountains that surrounded the city of South Park. a small calm and somethimes quiet city, with nice people in it. the new poured white snow was almost reaching an adult knee. four young ,but not so young, boys were sitting in a not so populated bus stop(don't worry, the bus came there) snow reaching their knees. there was a fat named called Eric Cartman. he was an bad child and a bully even tho he is really fat. the next one is Stan Marsh. a normal sized kid with black slim hair. next to Stan is Kyle Broflovsky. he is like Stan a normal sized kid with bright red head and a little detail he is jewish, Stan and Cartman being orthodox. and there's Kenny (Kenneth) McCormick. he is a very slim kid, with dark-yellow hair and a orangey parka. these four boys were best friends, even though Cartman made fun of Kyle being jew, ripped on Kenny for being poor. and thats all...i guess. but on this amaizing sunny-snowy day Kyle will find something because he is the protagonist of the whole story, but not in this chapter. in this chapter i, the writer, am going to be the protagonist,i am going to try talking directly to you, the reader.
the bus stoped right in front of them, the doors oppened with a little crack. the crazy woman behind the wheel yell at our four boys to get in the bus.
"Shut up you fat bitch!" Stan said easily annoyed.
"What did you say?" the crazy lady yelled bac
"I said i have a bad itch!" the black haiered boy lied not wanting to say that again.
honestly nobody really knew the crazy lady's name, they just called her "crazy lady". Stan walked in the very end of the bus to sit right next to Kyle. the boys started a small conversation about some sweet chick's that they saw trought the weekend. Kenny got up from his seat.
"I bet i saw the hottest chick" he said muffled by the parka he was wearing
"No Kinny, i saw the hottest chick" Cartman refused to be placed on second.
"Yea, who your mom?" Kyle joked
"Yes indeed i have my very good jew peasent" Cartman said visibly annoyed. Kyle remained at just rolling eyes
"I think Wendy is a pretty hot chick.." Stan said about his girlfriend
"Shut up loverboy" The fattso spoke
Kenny started laughing. Stan gave Kenny the look he gave everyone before he woul start fighting them.
"Dude, Stanny, your girlfriend doesn't stand up for you" Kenny said
"Of course he does" Stan said not believing himself
"No dude, she doesn't" Kyle tried comforting his friend. they walked forward to school. after entering the school te four boys separated looking for their lookers. the bell rang and all the student made their way to the classroom's
"What period do you have now?" the read head asked
"I have hystory with mrs. Choksondik!" Stan and Cartman said toghether.
"I have math with mr. Garrison" Kenny said muffled
"Same" Kyle smiled at Kenny
"So i guess, we'll see you guys in break!" Stan yelled at the two boys who were walking away.
Cartman rolled his eyes and continued walking next to Stan.
Kenny and Kyle reached their classroom, entered and greeted mr. Garrison.
Kenny took his seat in the back and Kyle next to him.
"Kyle weren't you suposed to sit in the front?" Kenny asked
"Well the seats were taken, stupid" Kyle responsed sitting nex to the blonde boy
Kenny gave him a look and whisperd to him
"Dude, you look gay"
Kyle imediatly turned to him, Kenny was smiling
"What made you think that?" Kyle whisperd
"Well, you are always with Stan-" Kenny was cut off by mr. Garrison.
"Kenny and Kyle if you want to share some interesting thing, way interesting than my class please stand up. Kenny did as told and stood up.
"Well today i had from breakfast some poptarts and while i was eating, Cartman, the fatso called me, i of course pick up. he yelled in my ear he is irritated between his butt-cheeks."
everyone in the class room except the teacher started laughin, Kenny sat back down.
"Nice story, mr.McCormick but after school you will have detention" mr. Garrisons voice was heard
"But, mr. Garrison, i have to help Cartman with his irritation!" Kenny made again the class laugh.
"God dammit, Kenny!" Kyle whisperd
mr. Garrison rushed out of the room with anger.
"Thanks for this fun class Kenny!" one of the girls that was in the first row said, Kenny just nodded. he turned to his friend, who was just sitting there
"Do i really look gay?" Kyle asked looking directly in Kenny's eyes
Kenny froze.
"Uhm...kinda, why? Are you gay?" he asked
"i don't know, i find Stan pretty, but i still like girls!" Kyle said a little terrified
"Then you're bi!" Kenny said excited. "Do you find me attractive?" he asked
"uhm.." Kyle blushed
"YOU DO!" Kenny smiled
"âh-" Kyle tried saving himself
"Well dude, i find you very hot" Kenny winked
Kyle just blushed and turned back at making a paper airplane.
the hours passed and it was time for lunch. the boys met in front of the cafeteria. they opened the big doors and entered. there were a lot of students. they walked in a little hall were Chef, gave them the food.
"Hey Chef!" the boys said in in the same time
"Hello there children!" Chef greeted back. "What are you up to today?"
"Is it posible for a 16 year old boy to find about his secuality?" Kyle asked
"Well children, yes, but in the same time a little soon" Chef said while puting some pizza slices in the boys plates.
"Thanks Chef!" Kyle smiled while runing to get a fre table.
"Wait jew are you gay?" Cartman said amused
"No fattass, my cousin" Kyle rolled his eyes looking at Kenny.
he was eating his lunch peacfully, his hood being unzipped a little so he could slide the food there.
"Omg!" Cartmans voice was heard. "Kyle is in love with Kenny!" he almost yelled
"I am not fattass" Kyle almost yelled back
"Yea you areee" The fat boy mocked Kyle
"Leave him alone" said Kenny with his mouth full
"Sweet Kinny you are protecting your boyfriend!" Cartman made some kissing noises
"No, i am protecting my friend. And i bet you wouldn't like me to tell them you tiny secret" Kenny said winking.
Cartman just stood there, arm crossed on his fat chest.
the bell rand anouncing avery student that the lunch was over. the boys stood up from their table and walked in their classes.
"Hey, Kenny." Kyle got Kenny's atention "Can you tell me Cartman's secret?" he asked
"He likes Butters" Kenny said excited
Kyle's eyes widened.
"He does?" the red head asks in disbelief
"Yup" Kenny spoke again before they entered the classroom.
Kyle was still thinking about what Chef said, he might be gay or bi, but what about his parents, whate were they going to say? those questions were in Kyle's head all day long.
