After recess the first grade teacher announced "I am going to go around the room and ask you what you did during recess, if you can write what you did on the board you'll get a lollipop." The first girl asked was Jessica "Jessica what did you do during recess?" "I played in the sand box." "OK" the teacher said "let me see you write the word 'box' on the board." She did and got a lollipop. Next was Tom "I played with Jessica in the sand box." "OK, let me see you write the word 'sand' on the board." He did and got a lollipop. The next one was Billy Goldberg "Well", Billy said, "I tried to play in the sand box, but Jessica and Tom threw rocks at me." "What?" The Teacher said "they threw rocks at you that sounds like outright anti semitism to me. If you can write 'outright antisemitism' on the board you'll get a lollipop!"
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Humorthis book is made to give you a laugh inside and out. on a bad day sad day happy day even a busy or boring day... if this makes you feel better or laugh comment if you want hah I dont really mind if you dont.. take your mind off life and read if you...
