Sila: *silently appears out of nowhere and tugs on Ro's ponytail*
Ro: *growls annoyedly* I would've sliced you into pieces within a matter of seconds if I were allowed to harm you.
Keefe: *sidles up to Sila and whispers in her ear* Seriously, you've gotta teach me how to do that.
Sila: *starts blushing madly* *giggles nervously*
Everyone: *hears Sila giggling and looks at her as if she's crazy*
Fitz: So, why are we here?
Tam: Yeah, I'm gonna start pulling this room apart with shadowflux as soon as I realize we're being held here for no reason.
Sila: *regains control of her sanity* Right. Today I'm gonna show you guys a human movie called... Frozen!
Sophie: Oh! I really liked that one when I was young.
Dex: Cool! Is it like one of the human movies I've watched?
Sila: It's quite different from those, Dex. It's an animated film where the characters are all animated, instead of real humans.
Dex: Sounds interesting.
Sila: Is everyone ready?
Ro: Fine by me, as long as there are no sparkles involved.
Keefe: *mimicks Ro's voice* Fine by me, as long as there are tons of sparkles involved. Ooh, ooh, and I'd also like a handsome ogre prince!
Ro: *glares at Keefe* You'll be begging for mercy when I unleash my favorite bacteria that makes your hair smell like gulons.
Keefe: *gasps* You wouldn't.
Tam: Do it! Do it! Do it!
Linh: Taaam!
*after another round of Keefe-Tam chaos, the Keeper crew watches Frozen*
the scene with young Kristoff and Sven
Linh: *gasp* The little reindeer is sooo adorable!
Tam: You already have a murcat.
Linh: What would you feel like if someone called you "an elf" all the time? Please call her by her name.
Tam: *scowl* Fine. You already have Princess Purryfins.
Keefe: *bursts out laughing*
Tam: *glares*
the scene where Elsa and Anna play at night
Fitz: Wait, the main character is an elf?
Dex: Yeah, I hate to admit it, but for once I agree with Wonderboy. She has blue eyes, she's a Froster...
they go to the trolls scene
Sophie: Okay, now I realize they look nothing like trolls.
Biana: Agreed. The "trolls" here kinda look like gnomes.
Love Is an Open Door scene
Fitz: *slips Sophie's hand in his*
Sophie: *blushes* (a/n: Sofitz was still a thing when I wrote this and I'm just gonna go with this)
Sila (who is a Sokeefe shipper): *glares at Fitz, Conjures a water balloon and hands it to Keefe*
Keefe: *throws the water balloon at Fitz* Oops!
Dex: *snort* Looks like Wonderboy is up for a dive.
the scene where Hans betrays Anna
Biana: Hans! How could you?! *casts a sideways glance at Keefe*
Sila: What did you think of the movie, guys?
Sophie, Linh, Biana & Dex: Loved it!
Fitz: It was okay.
Ro: Humans are weak. I could beat that giant snow monster in fifteen seconds.
Keefe: No right, no wrong, no rules for me-
Tam: Shut up.
Sila: 'Kay byyyyye!!!
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FanfictionSee Sophie, Fitz, Keefe, Biana, Dex, Tam, Linh (and Ro!) react to human stuff! Hope you find these funny :) I do not own any of the characters (except for Sila).