"I'm Lizzie Harper, also known as The Author and I'm a Time Lady from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous, I am 902.... And I am in love with The Doctor,"
Before she was Lizzie Harper, she was The Author.
She used the Chameleo...
"I hate traveling with this thing," I say as I land in a forest, as I look around I spot something that looks like the TARDIS so I quickly go searching through my bag and I see the clothes that River packed and I laugh as I see the hood.
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"Of course River packed this," I say and get dressed, making sure my sword is on my hip.
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(Yes I am using Gryffindors sword from Harry Potter)
Once I am dressed I walk towards the TARDIS I spot the 12th Doctor's face and I sigh and walk forwards towards him.
"Well, look who it is, The grumpy old man," I say as I cross my arms and glare at him.
"Oh no," he whispers to himself and then turns to me with a fake smile on his face.
"Hi Lizzie," he says and I shake my head and hold my hand up.
"Nope, this is my least favorite face of yours, seeing as though, this face is someone that doesn't care about anything or anyone except for himself, THAT is not my theta," I say and he looks down in guilt and I shake my head and watch as someone shoots the TARDIS, I turn quickly and see some idiot in green with a bow and arrow.
"Are you kidding me?! that will take forever to get out!" I say as I run over to the TARDIS and I remove the Arrow from her.
"You called? Very, very nicely done with the box, sir. I saw a Turk perform something very similar at Nottingham Fayre," he says and winks at us and I sigh in anger.
"It's a trick with mirrors, no doubt?" he asks us and we just look at him like he is crazy.
"A trick?" The Doctor asks in shock and I shake my head which makes my hood fall.
"A good jest, Haha!" he says and laughs.
"This is not a trick, this is the TARDIS," I say and he looks at me with a smirk on his face.
"Whatever it is, you bony rascal, I'm afraid I must relieve you of it," He says and I glare at him.
"It's our property, that's what it is," The Doctor says and I look at him to see him just looking at Blondie.
