Caspar's mother was fat. She alwYs stole caspar's cookies and cooties. Caspar was on the brink of starvation and extinction by the age of 2, and alas by the age of 3
He was
Dead.
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Sylvain and his mother were shopping at party city for sea patisserie eve. His mother got lost in the void of sea patisseries and had a vision. She saw
Caspar.
Sylvain was newly gay.
