Lord rodrigue travels to the monastery in search of his 17 year old son, felix, a capris sun. He's beautiful, but also a vampire hunter. Rodrigue values the life of caspar more than his own son, so alas an abortion is in order.
Felix is hunting for caspar even though hes never seen him before. But his buddy sylvain brings back the caspar. Felix brings out his canon and sexy knife and declares war on sylvain over custody of caspar. Sylvain is unarmed but has caspar to use for defense. SylvAin uses caspar to block felixs incoming canon ballz.
"Felix, im gay"
"Too easy"
Theyy fight.
