Dirty jokes

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21. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
After five years, your job will still suck.

22. Why do walruses love a tupperware party?
They’re always on the lookout for a tight.

23. What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

24. Why did God give men penises?
So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.

25. What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

26. What did the penis say to the vagina?
Don’t make me come in there!

27. What do a woman and a bar have in common?
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

28. What’s another name for a vagina?
The box a penis comes in.

29. What’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

30. What do you call two jalapeños getting it on?
Fucking hot!

31. How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.

32. What’s the difference between your dick and a bonus check?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.

33. How is life like a penis?
Your girlfriend makes it hard.

34. Why do women have orgasms?
Just another reason to moan, really.